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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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04 May 2026
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After the end of the world, Martin finds himself back in the middle of Jane Prentiss' attack.
He's not the same bumbling idiot as before; he can change things, can make a difference. Save Sasha, keep everyone safe (maybe kill Elias)
If only he could find his Jon.OR
Season 5 Martin meets season 1 Jon, and he's way too tired of his shit
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The Jester & The Butcher by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Assigned a hit in New Orleans, Blitzø and his team expect the usual mayhem. What they get instead is Al—a charming, enigmatic hunter with a haunting connection to the bayou and an offer of help that feels more like a riddle than a gift. His arrival twists the mission into something far stranger than expected.
And yet, for once, Blitzø’s life seems almost… good. Loona calls him dad. He’s dating Stolas. Octavia doesn’t hate him. It’s practically domestic bliss—by Hell’s standards.
And to make it all better, Blitzø's idol returns after seven years of silence. The Radio Demon is back.
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This is the fourth part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 4 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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04 May 2026
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The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Aug 2025
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Trapped in a toxic, inescapable marriage to Stella—a union steeped in hatred and escalating threats—Stolas fears for his own life as well as the safety of their daughter. With Stella growing increasingly dangerous, Stolas sees only one path forward: making a deal with Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon.
Nobody warned him that the cannibalistic nightmare of Hell, known for turning souls into hors d'oeuvres... would also serve charm on a silver platter.
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This is the third part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 3 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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04 May 2026
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Milk, sugar, and a dash of blood by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Jan 2026
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“Oh, it’s so darling to see a sinner such as yourself with magic,” Stolas gushed, accepted the teacup Alastor floated over to him. “You know, I’ve lived in Pride all my life but never had any reason to interact with your kind until, well—you.”
Alastor hummed, bringing his own teacup to his lips. The steam wafting from the drink fogged up his monocle as Alastor took a sip. It was perfectly delicious and fragrant as the flowers all around them.
“Indeed. It seems then that you were simply waiting for worthy company.”
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An unlikely friendship is struck up between a sinner and a goetic demon. They drink tea and gossip.
Done in collaboration with Nix Dowte for the Egg-plosion 2025 event!
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