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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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04 May 2026
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After the end of the world, Martin finds himself back in the middle of Jane Prentiss' attack.
He's not the same bumbling idiot as before; he can change things, can make a difference. Save Sasha, keep everyone safe (maybe kill Elias)
If only he could find his Jon.OR
Season 5 Martin meets season 1 Jon, and he's way too tired of his shit
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04 May 2026
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The Jester & The Butcher by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Assigned a hit in New Orleans, Blitzø and his team expect the usual mayhem. What they get instead is Al—a charming, enigmatic hunter with a haunting connection to the bayou and an offer of help that feels more like a riddle than a gift. His arrival twists the mission into something far stranger than expected.
And yet, for once, Blitzø’s life seems almost… good. Loona calls him dad. He’s dating Stolas. Octavia doesn’t hate him. It’s practically domestic bliss—by Hell’s standards.
And to make it all better, Blitzø's idol returns after seven years of silence. The Radio Demon is back.
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This is the fourth part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 4 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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04 May 2026
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The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer by sasuwux
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Aug 2025
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Trapped in a toxic, inescapable marriage to Stella—a union steeped in hatred and escalating threats—Stolas fears for his own life as well as the safety of their daughter. With Stella growing increasingly dangerous, Stolas sees only one path forward: making a deal with Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon.
Nobody warned him that the cannibalistic nightmare of Hell, known for turning souls into hors d'oeuvres... would also serve charm on a silver platter.
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This is the third part of Frequencies Of The Eldritch series.
***PART ONE: COMPLETED.
PART TWO: COMPLETED.
PART THREE: COMPLETED.
PART FOUR: COMPLETED.
PART FIVE: COMING SOON.Series
- Part 3 of Frequencies Of The Eldritch
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04 May 2026
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Milk, sugar, and a dash of blood by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Jan 2026
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“Oh, it’s so darling to see a sinner such as yourself with magic,” Stolas gushed, accepted the teacup Alastor floated over to him. “You know, I’ve lived in Pride all my life but never had any reason to interact with your kind until, well—you.”
Alastor hummed, bringing his own teacup to his lips. The steam wafting from the drink fogged up his monocle as Alastor took a sip. It was perfectly delicious and fragrant as the flowers all around them.
“Indeed. It seems then that you were simply waiting for worthy company.”
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An unlikely friendship is struck up between a sinner and a goetic demon. They drink tea and gossip.
Done in collaboration with Nix Dowte for the Egg-plosion 2025 event!
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03 May 2026
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After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.
Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.
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A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)
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01 May 2026
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the road to ruin (and we're starting at the end) by seaspring (massivdisaster)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: City Council Of Darkness
27 Apr 2026
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“I don’t want to share my coffin. I can’t fit anywhere else. I can barely fit in there as it is.”
“I’m not asking to share,” Zaeth says; Mitch turns to stare at him, baffled. Zaeth is leaning over the coffin lid now in a way that’s really emphasizing his bulging biceps.
(Mitch does not have much visible muscle. He’s strong, of course, but it’s not beautiful in the way Zaeth’s is. Zaeth looks every bit like a body builder, a human, and Mitch looks more like roadkill that simply cannot be torn apart. Like putty. Like cement. Something is inherently inhuman about him, and though he possesses the strength, it is not beautiful.
Not like Zaeth.)
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or: Zaeth decides he's taking Mitch's coffin. This goes over about as well as stepping into the sunlight.
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30 Apr 2026
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At the next lingering glance, Alastor leans back in his chair, crossing one leg over the other. The action clearly makes Vox regret looking, and he snaps his gaze back to Valentino so quickly he may have pulled a muscle. Time to strike.
“Is it working?”
The way Vox tenses at Alastor’s question is gratifying, almost as much as the look of utter confusion on his face when he turns back. “What?”
“Is it working? This little demonstration—is it making you feel powerful?”
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OR: Instead of just sitting in the cuck chair and glowering, Alastor doms the shit out of Vox.
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27 Apr 2026
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What happens if, when Vox proposed that partnership to Alastor in that little bar of theirs, Alastor accepted?
With conditions, of course.
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Alastor can’t resist Vox and Vox takes advantage of it immediately.
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26 Apr 2026
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Vox had too many secrets to count. Many demons in hell have the same issue. They lie, cheat, and betray each other all of the time. There’s a reason there’s so many fights on the streets of Hell everyday. The only problem is that Vox had one specific secret that would genuinely ruin his entire afterlife. His reputation, the respect he’s built, and his audience would be completely gone. Destroyed. Like he hadn’t spent decades carefully working on it to get to where he is today.
Vox isn’t an alpha like he claims to be. He isn’t even a beta. He’s an omega. A filthy, claimed omega.
It’s his dirtiest secret. Anytime he remembers it, he’s filled with complete and utter shame. Absolutely no one but himself knows it. Well, himself and one other person. The very alpha that claimed him several decades ago.
Or: Alastor makes up for his past mistakes by explaining what he did wrong to Vox. Surprisingly a good communicator!
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26 Apr 2026
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What happens if Vox is affected by his own hypnosis, and accidentally finds himself in front of a mirror when his hypnosis eye is activated due to him being mad?
And what will happen if Alastor finds Vox in that vulnerable state?
Or:
Vox is dumb & Alastor likes it
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26 Apr 2026
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Vox oftentimes hypnotizes himself out of loving Alastor. What happens when, during an ill-timed self-hypnosis session, Alastor finds out and wants to rectify the mistake that Vox is so obviously making?
Or: Alastor takes advantage of and atticwifes Vox
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26 Apr 2026
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Genre Shift by TheMeep
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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After returning back from the world with that weak and pathetic version of himself and a kind Shizun Luo Binghe is haunted by something he can't place or name. Something that itches his teeth and boils under his skin unnamed till a mysterious thing appears before him declaring... well he's not entirely sure what in particular simply that suddenly things are very different and he's kissing Moebei-Jun???!!!
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[Proud Immortal Demon Way’s GENRE CLASSIFICATION has been adjusted from TRASHY MALE STALLION NOVEL POWER FANTASY to 18+ BL REVERSE HAREM ROMANCE SERIES!]Bookmarked by BittenCleanOff
25 Apr 2026
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set in the 2000s. an amnesia potion sets off a chain of fix-it events for vox & alastor.
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25 Apr 2026
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With their friendship rekindled, Vox aims to win the Radio Demon's mind games while Alastor attempts the art of seduction. Neither succeed, until a drinking mishap results in a second bout of amnesia, this time for everyone's favourite tech bro. Things take a turn for the weirdly emotional. Again.
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- Part 2 of 'Til the Bitter End
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25 Apr 2026
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The Might of Lilith explodes and Vox has a front row seat to the destruction he has wrought.
Except he's not dead. He's alive in his office and watching Charlie Morningstar's disastrous interview live on screen, exactly one year before Pentagram City is reduced to ash.
He can work with this. All he has to do is stay away from that stupid hotel for a year and everything will be fine.
Unfortunately, a certain Radio demon has opinions about his old pal ignoring his return.
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24 Apr 2026
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Set at the beginning of Apology Tour, Blitz slips and hits his head so hard it causes him to black out.
Desperate for his relationship with Stolas to go back to the way it was, he gets the crazy idea to use this injury to fake amnesia.
Except during the ensuing conversation Stolas blurts out that he's Blitz's boyfriend.
Blitz could call him out on the lie, but then he'd have to reveal his amnesia story is bullshit... so he decides to work with it. What could possibly go wrong?
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Bookmarked by BittenCleanOff
23 Apr 2026
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“Vincent Oswald Whittman, Virginia 1894. Death I don’t know.” Alastor said quickly. The imp checked the information through his new computer. He nodded. “He is in Hell.”
“Where? What did he come as? What does he look like?”
“It says that his name is Vox, a television-shark hybrid.”
Alastor couldn’t breathe. He blinked a few times. “What…”
“He changed his name to Vox. Oh isn’t he the Voxflix guy? I love him, real nice dude.” The imp smiled to himself. Alastor shook his head. “No, no there must be a mistake. Vox is definitely not my Vincent. He’s not, he can’t…”
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22 Apr 2026
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An amnesiac Alastor shows up at V Tower with a note telling him to ask Vox for help. Things take a turn for the weirdly emotional.
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- Part 1 of 'Til the Bitter End
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21 Apr 2026
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If I Unfold Like a Love Letter by kh0sh3kh for Buckets_of_bees
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Feb 2026
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Stolas knows Blitzø hates Valentine's Day. If he's bringing him flowers and chocolates, then it's just out of pity. Clearly. Nothing more.
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20 Apr 2026
