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    Losing his magic had, indeed, come with some surprising side effects.

    For Stolpreg Week 2025.

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    Blitzø unpacks his insecurities over the future of his found family, and his relationship with Stolas, in a VERY wet dream. Enjoy your mermaid smut!

    (This will be the beginning of Chapter 6 of my ongoing long fic, Sparks in the Dark. But I wanted to publish it separately for Kinktober and Club Consent Week. Happy reading!)

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    A collection of shorts all written, edited and posted each day of Kinktober, featuring a wide variety of kinks and pairings from within the Hellaverse!

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    11/30
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    Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.

    (In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)

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    39/?
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    Only the Sin of Lust could have gotten away with giving such a gift. He was perhaps the only person who could have given it to Stolas without him feeling so exposed and raw regarding the non-secret that he was miserable in his marriage.

    All of that was to say - he had no idea if Blitzø realized that he had downed a third of a bottle of wine from Lust.

    [Written for Kinktober and Club Consent Week]

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    Blitzø often struggles with getting a decent night's rest, and Stolas just wants to be a good, caring partner and make sure all of Blitzø's needs are met.

    AKA, baby's first somno fic

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    10
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    Blitzø raked his claws back up, mussing up the feathers on his way and smoothing them over once more as he grabbed at the owls’ hips again, squeezing the tender meat he found there. Stolas let out a soft sound, a small hum in the back of his throat as Blitzø massaged the new plumpness on his body. The stress of the move, in combination with the contentment they had found together, had resulted in both of them putting on a little softness around the edges.

    Blitzø wouldn’t complain, where he used to meet hard bones, now he found a pleasant amount of chub. Every part of Stolas had become a good handful, and he proved it to himself as his hand drifted further down, finding the curve of the bird’s ass and gripping it in greedy claws. Stolas stirred under the imp’s grasp, but all four of his eyes stayed closed — Blitzø watched carefully through his own half-lidded gaze, focused on the owl’s relaxed expression, on his fluffy cheeks flushing ever so slightly from the imp’s actions.

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    AKA, the one with lots of groping

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    Blitzo and Fizz are having their night together while Ozzie and Stolas are off having their own fun. Fizz does some impact play with a flogger and a riding crop, leading into more fun.

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    Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.

    He's just got one left. A bird.

    Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.

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    Blitzø wants to cheer Stolas up and decides to take him to see plants. Being nervous that the plants in Gluttony would try to eat them he decided to take Stolas to see some plants in Lust instead, figuring that they would be safer. But what he hadn't counted on was that the plants in Lust were in the season for propagating and were dangerous in another way.

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    Kneeling down and picking up a vine, he asked, “I just stick it in my mouth, and then the show starts?”

    “You need to fellate it.”

    “Fell—what?”

    “Suck on it.”

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    Or: Blitzø gets in on the plant action.

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    He didn’t think Stolas would actually do it.

    Yeah, he was a horny bitch but Blitzø didn’t think he was that horny. Dildos and vibrators, fine. But a plant? Like, he knew he loved plants but this was taking it too far.

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    Or: how Blitzø got cucked by a plant.

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    Everyone always assumes the reason why Blitz went to the foundation where he met Loona was because he was looking for a secretary. That he just happened to come across Loona and took her in.

    But what if he wasn't looking for a secretary?
    What if he was looking for someone specific? Someone special?

    Someone named Tilly.

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    28/?
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    Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.

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    4/?
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    Blitzø knew there would be an adjustment period to Stolas moving in. Patience was never written into Blitzø’s DNA, and any he could have learned was swiftly beaten out of him by the world at large before he hit his twenties. It felt like, since the trial, all of his patience was being siphoned into Stolas because he needed it. Stolas, for his part, was growing weary of the endless patience and craved an ounce of something more from his partner, something less gentle, something less sweet.

    Written for Hellaverse Kinktober - Day 2: Degradation

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    After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.

    Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.

    -

    A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)

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    This is starting off as just a bottom blitz week submission, but its going to be a fun little romp into egg-in-Blitzø lol Just as a heads up for future chapters. I'll update the summary as I am able to post more chapters
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    Blitz comes back from a particularly difficult workday and needs some comfort from his owl on his cozy, cozy couch.

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    Princess Blitzø lives in a tower with no door. At night, she sneaks out into the village to cheat at cards and have sex. The townsfolk, fed up with her antics, call upon three knights, Vassago, Andrealphus, and Stolas, to apprehend the princess.

    A Rapunzel Stolitz AU.

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    "That's tennis," Blitzø answered. "They just kinda... they got those rackets, see? And there's that yellow ball - they smack it back and forth. You get a point if you hit it and the other person can't get it in time."

    "Is that all?"

    "I mean" - he shrugged - "there's probably a fuckton of little rules I don't know? Haven't played. But it's one of those fucking rich people sports for boring fuckers who just want to pretend they're athletic."

    OR: Stolas gets swole. Written for Queer Masc Stolas Week 2025 (prompt: sports).

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    Blitzø is camped out in Envy for another day of hawking his art when a certain pair of owls crash (literally) into his life.

    Or: Sugar Daddy Stolas x Starving Artist Blitzø.

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    54
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    1,323

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