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    Losing his magic had, indeed, come with some surprising side effects.

    For Stolpreg Week 2025.

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    Blitzø often struggles with getting a decent night's rest, and Stolas just wants to be a good, caring partner and make sure all of Blitzø's needs are met.

    AKA, baby's first somno fic

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  3. 21

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    Blitzø raked his claws back up, mussing up the feathers on his way and smoothing them over once more as he grabbed at the owls’ hips again, squeezing the tender meat he found there. Stolas let out a soft sound, a small hum in the back of his throat as Blitzø massaged the new plumpness on his body. The stress of the move, in combination with the contentment they had found together, had resulted in both of them putting on a little softness around the edges.

    Blitzø wouldn’t complain, where he used to meet hard bones, now he found a pleasant amount of chub. Every part of Stolas had become a good handful, and he proved it to himself as his hand drifted further down, finding the curve of the bird’s ass and gripping it in greedy claws. Stolas stirred under the imp’s grasp, but all four of his eyes stayed closed — Blitzø watched carefully through his own half-lidded gaze, focused on the owl’s relaxed expression, on his fluffy cheeks flushing ever so slightly from the imp’s actions.

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    AKA, the one with lots of groping

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  4. 7

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    Turns out I’m always putting him through the wringer. Most of the time he’s having sex about it, for some reason.

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  5. 40

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    Blitzø took note of hearing that low hoot more and more frequently. At the office, while Stolas was typing away on the computer or after he hung up the phone. At home, in the middle of Hell-A-Novela, or while they were cooking together in the kitchen. They came and went with no acknowledgement from Stolas, but a growing concern from Blitzø because he didn’t know this one. It wasn’t the same as his contented sounds; those were higher, quieter sometimes. And there didn’t seem to be a trigger, no laughter or even a moan, and he was afraid it was indicative of Stolas hiding something. They reminded him of the short, pained whimpers he would try and fail to conceal when he was hurt as a kid – which is why he finally had to confront Stolas about it.

    AKA, the one where echolalia and an old goetic curse results in horny (& mildly angsty) fun for all

    Hellaverse NSFW Week Day 3: Heat

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  6. 47

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    Stolas has long been infatuated with a famous camboy and it seems like his generous tipping may just pay off.

    Or: Cam Boy Blitz in honor of Bottom Blitzø Week

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    Blitzø doesn't realize that he's been unconsciously performing bird courtship rituals. Stolas is too horny to function.

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    A collection of shorts all written, edited and posted each day of Kinktober, featuring a wide variety of kinks and pairings from within the Hellaverse!

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  9. 13

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    Blitzø climbed out from beneath Stolas. It gave him a vantage point from which to see his whole form, curled up on the bed like a content cat if the cat had six rows of deadly teeth and had clawed its way out of the bowels of Hell.

    Which was all to say: Hot.

    OR: Blitzø fucks a very big monster with a pretty body. [Written for Kinktober]

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  10. 48

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    Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.

    He's just got one left. A bird.

    Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.

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    Stolas took in a gasping breath, and he blinked hard back into understanding. “I fear I am in a rut, my darling.”

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  12. 36

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    For all that Stolas probably craved privacy on a daily basis, it was the last thing Blitzø was willing to offer him. "C'mon. Tell me what's up, and we'll figure something out. Don't even have to give me all the details, just enough so I know what you need."

    Stolas seemed to consider the offer for a long moment as he toyed with the coat in his hands, rubbing the collar between his talons and inhaling deeply. It took a long time before he finally spoke, his voice so quiet that Blitzø had to strain to hear.

    "It is my... heat cycle. I simply need to... tend to some urges. It should only last three or four days, though I am unsure whether the irregularity of my cycle will change that timeframe."

    OR: Stolas experiences his first heat in years, and Blitzø helps him through it.

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    After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.

    Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.

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    A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)

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  14. 7

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    During their full moons together, Blitzø takes Stolas through an A-to-Z guided tour of kink exploration.

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    One year feels like a lifetime and there have been so many changes. Surely there can be no other changes right? Right?

    Some changes really are good.

    "Walk me home in the dead of night
    I can't be alone with all that's on my mind, mhm
    So say you'll stay with me tonight
    'Cause there is so much wrong going on outside"
    - Walk me Home by P!NK

    Part of the Helluva Musical 2025 Bang

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    Only the Sin of Lust could have gotten away with giving such a gift. He was perhaps the only person who could have given it to Stolas without him feeling so exposed and raw regarding the non-secret that he was miserable in his marriage.

    All of that was to say - he had no idea if Blitzø realized that he had downed a third of a bottle of wine from Lust.

    OR: Blitzø and Stolas drink too much Lust wine and do stuff. [Written for Kinktober and Club Consent Week]

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    At the end of the night, Blitzø knows exactly what all of this is. Doesn’t get fooled by Stolas’ detached kindness, his polite attempts at nice conversation: they’re always there, lurking in the shadows, the reminders he’s not quite a real person. Just whatever Stolas needs him to be.

    It’s not like most people he’s met have treated him any differently. He simply has a job, and a cushy one at that. Relaxing. Safe.

    Satan willing, it’ll stay safe forever.

    or: Stolas has never slept with someone he actually liked before. Neither has Blitzø, really, he finds out.

    Written for Helluva Bang 2024. Art by blitzbittz, impassociate, nagaremajo.

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  18. 19

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    Blitz and Stolas are finally together, things aren't easy, but they take it slowly. Stolas now works full-time at I.M.P., he likes it even if the Sinners can be a pain in the ass. But there's an unexpected upside to his new job. Seeing his boyfriend in a miniskirt and a crop top before a mission.
    When the others are out, Stolas lets himself enjoy some "alone time" in Blitz's office.

    Or: Stolas works at I.M.P. as a secretary, and he finally gets to see Blitz in one of his cute human disguises. He gets a bit horny in Blitz's office.

    Chapter Two

    After weeks of teasing each other, Stolas finally snaps and tells Blitz exactly what he wants.
    They fuck in the office.

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  19. 25

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    But, did he think playing such a dangerous game would lead them here? Blitz’s thick, crimson thighs spread wide underneath the library table, one of Stolas’s talons deep in his slit, pumping into him in just the right way to keep his dick in its sheath, teetering him on the edge of seeing stars?

    No, not in a million years.

    Because it was Stolas. And Stolas was gentle, sweet, and would fall apart into embarrassed owl chicken nuggets if they did anything where they could get caught.

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  20. 17

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    Princess Blitzø lives in a tower with no door. At night, she sneaks out into the village to cheat at cards and have sex. The townsfolk, fed up with her antics, call upon three knights, Vassago, Andrealphus, and Stolas, to apprehend the princess.

    A Rapunzel Stolitz AU.

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