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Blitzø often struggles with getting a decent night's rest, and Stolas just wants to be a good, caring partner and make sure all of Blitzø's needs are met.
AKA, baby's first somno fic
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- Part 3 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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Blitzo and Fizz are having their night together while Ozzie and Stolas are off having their own fun. Fizz does some impact play with a flogger and a riding crop, leading into more fun.
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- Part 6 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.
He's just got one left. A bird.
Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
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Eggs Can Be Almost Bliss (as long as I get my kiss) by GlitterKoneko
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Sep 2025
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This is starting off as just a bottom blitz week submission, but its going to be a fun little romp into egg-in-Blitzø lol Just as a heads up for future chapters. I'll update the summary as I am able to post more chapters
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Blitz comes back from a particularly difficult workday and needs some comfort from his owl on his cozy, cozy couch. -
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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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- Part 2 of Circled In
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"That's tennis," Blitzø answered. "They just kinda... they got those rackets, see? And there's that yellow ball - they smack it back and forth. You get a point if you hit it and the other person can't get it in time."
"Is that all?"
"I mean" - he shrugged - "there's probably a fuckton of little rules I don't know? Haven't played. But it's one of those fucking rich people sports for boring fuckers who just want to pretend they're athletic."
OR: Stolas gets swole. Written for Queer Masc Stolas Week 2025 (prompt: sports).
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- Part 2 of Queer Masc Stolas Week 2025
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Blitzø is camped out in Envy for another day of hawking his art when a certain pair of owls crash (literally) into his life.
Or: Sugar Daddy Stolas x Starving Artist Blitzø.
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“You truly need help. I’m getting help. Why aren’t you?”
“Why the fuck would I need help?! I’m doing fantastic, thank you very much!” Blitzø shrieked, crossing his arms.
“Because you’re incapable of healing.” Stolas’ voice broke, and he turned back toward the stairs, heading for the door.
“Ooooh fuck you! I can heal! Just watch me, bitch!” Blitzø screamed after him, right as the door slammed in his face.
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There are so many things Blitzø fucking hates about Stolas—and what better place to rant about every single one of them than in therapy?
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Stolas & Blitzø haven't had the best luck with getting a decent night of sleep, but Blitzø has a big-brain idea to solve that.
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AKA, the one with cunnilingus on the couch
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Blitz gets interrupted by a thirsty owl while trying to plan I.M.P.'s first hit and things sure do happen!
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- Part 2 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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Blitz seduces a Goetic Prince attempting to rob him of a magical book and things sure do happen!
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- Part 1 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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Letting out a defeated sigh, Blitzø finally answered the phone, annoyed that the moment he heard Stolas’ sultry greeting, his dick already started to swell with interest.
It was like the bird had dick-trained him.
“How is my big dicked Blitzy tonight? Are you already thinking of all the depraved things we’ll do this weekend?” Stolas cooed over the phone speaker.
“Uh-huh.” Blitzø picked up the TV remote with his free hand, mindlessly flicking through the channels.
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A few nights before one of their arranged full moon rendezvous, Stolas calls Blitzø, hoping for some steamy phone time. The imp decides to play along… just not in the way the prince would expect. Because, obviously, Blitzø is a top. -
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post-sinsmas, Stolas and Blitzø revisit the desk in his office and resolve some of that intense sexual tension.
Or: shameless porn because I am feral
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- Part 9 of smut oneshots
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Don't Tell Me It's Over, We Can Start Over by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
11 Sep 2025
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The song "Rainy Days" explores the bittersweet melancholy of longing for a past love on a rainy day, with lyrics expressing a desire to reunite and start over
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Blitzø and Stolas are doing their best to co-exist after the events of Sinsmas, and if they happen to fall back into each other's arms... that wouldn't be the worst thing to happen, would it?
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[Art] Always ready by fandom Helluva Hazbin 2025 (hellaversefc), Тюша (TushaMG)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Sep 2025
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my hands work differently on you by caitsoprano for implydone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Undertale (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Blitzø and Stolas visit Papyrus and Sans for some homemade pasta. Once they get home, Stolas treats Blitzø.
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Spending so much of his life isolated and shackled by the expectations of the Goetia, there's a lot of things Stolas missed out on and didn't get to experience.
Thanks to Blitzø, Stolas has been able to start living freely and experiencing so many new things he never imagined.
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Blitzø and Stolas do ecstasy together and horny things happen.
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After Stolas saves them from the agents, Blitzø knows he needs to thank him properly. He just hopes he can forget that stupid truth serum dream while he's at it.
Or: the Truth Seekers night.
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- Part 7 of canon-related oneshots
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For the 2025 Helluva Musical Bang; inspired by 'Espresso' by Sabrina Carpenter.
Blitzø and Stolas are coffee shop rivals, clashing annually at the 7 Rings Coffee Cup, the biggest award for pro baristas in hell. They're both in their last year of eligibility, and are locked in a tie. Add in a dash of long simmering sexual tension, an ex-wife with a bet to win big, and some threats of sabotage and you have a recipe about to change their lives forever.
Will their tension boil over, or will it all turn to burnt beans?
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Stolas is discovered hiding on Captain Blitzø's ship and things sure do happen.
Or: pirate smut inspired by the summer merch
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- Part 8 of smut oneshots