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    “We’ve never done both in your slit,” Ilya agreed, stroking himself, spreading the pre-come beading at the tips of his cocks. He reached down to gather more of Shane’s slick. “But today’s the day. It’ll stretch you perfect. Make it easy for the eggs.”

    (or, dragon hybrid Ilya helps snake hybrid Shane lay eggs)

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    " Stolas shakes his head quickly. “My apologies - I mean to be genuine. You are so dashing.”

    Blitzo chances a look down at his ratty old leather jacket and the ripped jeans that are maybe more rip than jean at this point. Meanwhile, Stolas' sleeve ruffles look like they take a whole F1 pit crew to steam and press each morning.

    “Besides,” Stolas continues, “I'm trying to piss off my father before my wedding.”

    Blitzo watches him struggle to push his bangs from his face, settling them mostly over two eyes. He realises that the piercing must be angelic steel and he presses his thighs together, trying not to hump the sofa like a sad virgin.

    “You know -” he swallows dryly, “- I'm kind of getting that vibe. It's real sexy.” "

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    Sick of Blitz and Stolas' pent up bullshit, Loona casts a spell to make them more honest with each other. Unfortunately, the spell goes wrong and they revert to their teenage selves. Fortunately, it does make them more honest about their feelings!

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    On the morning of his eighteenth birthday, Stolas of the Ars Goetia has a terrible vision of a fire decimating a local imp circus — damage for miles and a death echoed by a haunting cry for “Mama” that lingers after the vision comes to its brutal end. With the memory of his first ever friend still inspiriting him ten years later, Stolas decides to err on the side of caution to find, and warn, Blitzo of what he saw.

    When he locates the now adult imp, he manages to arrive just in time. As the fire starts to spread, Stolas and Blitzo work together to ensure that no one gets hurt or worse. The success of their rescue soon becomes the talk of the Pentagram, tales of the heroic prince and imp.

    The book of their friendship never closed, and now Stolas and Blitzo have picked it right back up where they left off.


    A reimagining of the story of Stolas and Blitzo; in which the fire never took the life of Tilla Buckzo, never took Fizzarolli’s limbs and horns, and never took Blitzo’s ability to love himself.

    TLDR: Blitzo and Stolas reunite ten years after they first met as children and things sure do happen!

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    Vacationing in Chenyu Vale for Baizhu's birthday, in pair with the beginnings of Zhongli's seasonal rut, they come across an unexpected guest. Perhaps a night of erotic wine tasting, and the company of a Sovereign is the perfect gift Baizhu could ask for...

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    During the Full Moon argument, Blitzø wishes that Stolas could understand everything that he had been put through. Blitzø wakes up in an alternate world where imps and Goetia have traded positions in Hell’s hierarchy with Blitzø being a prince and Stolas being one of his servants. He decides to seduce Stolas to give him a taste of his own medicine and makes it his personal mission to make Stolas his “feathery plaything.”

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    Iris discovers strength means nothing if she’s not the strongest. She meets a dragon who collects gryphons. Unfortunately for her, the dragon wants her to become a toilet.

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    Leon had appeared a month ago and everyone has gotten on well with him. But the two sliders become closer then either of them could ever imagine.

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    Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.

    (In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)

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    Set post-Sinsmas :

    The bird goes to therapy. Things sure do happen!

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    “Yes, this is Nils Bjurman from the parole office. I would like to report an incident of misconduct.”
    Stolas rushed into the office and pressed the button on the phone to disconnect the call.
    “Don’t do this to me. I can’t go back to jail.”
    Bjurman spun on the chair, walking over to the door and closing it. He pulled the little curtain down on the door window.
    “How badly do you want to stay out of jail?”

    Stolas gets in trouble with the law. Nils Bjurman from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, now a sinner in Hell, gets assigned as his parole officer and it goes as well as you might expect.

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    “N’ the worst part is it’s not even fuckin’ hot! Like it’s one thing if there’s like, passion— Wait.” They stare at him quizzically, like they’re surveying his mannerisms.Their gaze isn’t so much as icy as it is piercing. Piercing in the way you’d get on your ears at the mall from a teenager with a piercing gun, that is.”

    Strangeglove watches a film with Sweet Tooth, and gets more than what he bargained for.

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    “N’ the worst part is it’s not even fuckin’ hot! Like it’s one thing if there’s like, passion— Wait.” They stare at him quizzically, like they’re surveying his mannerisms.Their gaze isn’t so much as icy as it is piercing. Piercing in the way you’d get on your ears at the mall from a teenager with a piercing gun, that is.”

    Strangeglove watches a film with Sweet Tooth, and gets more than what he bargained for.

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    Kremy Lecroux doesn’t believe in fate. He believes in odds, in chances, in debts that always come due. He made a deal years ago: love for power. It seems like an easy trade until he meets someone who makes him want to risk it all.

    Gideon Coal is a man outrunning his past, but falling for his boss and best friend was never part of the plan. Something about Kremy keeps pulling him closer than he’s ever let anyone get.

    Stuck between contract and confession, Kremy learns too late that power always demands its price.

    PART ONE of a 3-part series covering the events of and leading up to Once Upon a Witchlight focused on deepening the characterization while exploring the relationship between Kremy and Gideon.

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    Even as an owlet, Stolas could recognise that familiar sense of pain and longing, abandonment and mistrust wedged deep beneath Blitzø's callous mask. Given a second chance at friendship in adulthood, he would be damned if he lost him again. It was never his intention to become hopelessly attached, but it's always been in his nature. He just wanted to help his Blitzy find a release.

    Blitzø was out of options. Given the choice of fight or flight, he was always wobbling precariously on the fence and knew the fall on the wrong side was inevitable. So how was he to know that tumbling off said fence and over a certain Goetic balcony would be both the best and most heartbreaking of his life. After all, he had no-one left to disappoint but himself…right?

    Commitment issues and self-loathing notwithstanding, this is a story of finding your soulmate in impossible places, getting bitch-slapped with the consequences, and being drawn into each other's orbit anyway.

    This fic was inspired by Terminal Curiosity by favspacetwink and moonlumie, and The Mating Habits of Imps by AjWriter, and was borne of my impatience for S3 of the show to release. Please enjoy!

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    Lady Vashj is just another washed-up raid boss who hasn’t seen real work since the Burning Crusade days. After one too many hours binge-watching trash reality TV in her messy underwater condo, she receives a promising lead: the Esoteric Order of Dagon is trying to recruit her, and they are offering health and dental.

    She dusts off her breastplate and pauldrons and heads to Devil Reef like it’s a standard raid… but she was not prepared for the kind of “teamwork” they had in mind.

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    When Sunday experiences his heat cycle aboard the Express, he gets help from unexpected sources.

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    Izuku was disfigured by his father after the man found out that his son would not get a quirk.

    Years later Izuku tried to kill himself and his whole life changed. Life was supposed to end for the teen, he didn’t want to go on. But as it turns out, he had a quirk all along. He finds himself a new loving family, falls in love and all of that thanks to some wings and fire! It gets worse before it gets better. But the winged boy couldn’t be more excited too see where his life is going. He’ll finally be a hero with the help of his new found Pro Hero filled family
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    Chapt 1/27: lore/world building.
    Chapt 28/?: feelings/romance.

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    It happened about a year after they moved permanently to the Mushroom Kingdom. He and Mario were fighting a strange sorceress who was trying to take over Sarasaland. Purple, blue and red magic swirled above her as her wand stirred the sky. She brought it crashing down pointed straight at his brother shrieking: "A curse on you! Meddlesome human!" and Luigi hadn't thought, just acted. That was three years ago now.

    By day, Luigi is his normal old self, but at night...he becomes something very different and this new form comes with a few...complications. Every six months, he goes into a week-long heat. They're agony on his own. Then he discovers that seeking a no-strings partner for the heat is commonplace in koopa society. So maybe he doesn't have to suffer alone after all. There are even reputable agencies who'll help find koopas suitable partners. Maybe this is a really bad idea. What if his body isn't accepted? If this world was anything like the one they'd left, could he even be sure he'd be allowed to peacefully exist if word got out? True, the agency swore not to part with his personal information, but...Luigi was scared. Terrified. But also, he really needed this. Maybe he should take a chance.

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    Following the events of Apology Tour, Stolas has done some reflection. He wished to change how he approached that cursed Full moon, and regretted ever going that stupid party. Not only that, he was finally coming to terms with how his whole situation involving Blitzø and his admittedly long-overdue divorce was affecting his daughter, Octavia. So, he puts in the work. He'd be more involved with his daughter just like old times, even admit the truth of their family to her, but he can also put his best foot forward to have a real conversation with the imp he held such strong affections for. And he does! And it even goes well! (Well, kind of.) The only thing is...this strange box of pizza discovered by I.M.P on a mission in the living world has found its way to his palace, and when its true function is revealed, it maaaaay throw a curveball inbetween his attempts at fixing up his relationships...

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    Lucifer High is a prestigious high school that boasts a reputation for its inclusive nature of allowing both the wealthy and the lower class to intermix.

    Blitz, heartbreaker and fuckboy extraordinaire just started his Senior Year at Lucifer High with a BANG after dating and sleeping with thee, Verosika Mayday, cheerleading captain and the most popular girl in school. His friends, not letting the high get to his head, challenge him to a bet against Fizz, his best friend, who’s feeling all high and mighty after sleeping with a college student.

    The bet is simple, whomever can get in bed with the new Principal's son, some rich bitch Goetia, can claim the title of Lucifer High's best catch.

    After all, it's just sex and nothing actually serious. No one will get hurt, so what could possibly go wrong?

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