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    After the fallout of a disastrous attempt to free their love from the shackles of the monarchy and dueling expectations, Andrealphus and Vassago find themselves on opposing sides of a different kind of war-a cold war. A war waged not with magic and hands but hearts and minds, and the thorny question of how one can be redeemed after fucking up fatally. Thankfully Vassago has a lot of patience, and a lot of friends to try and sort it out.

    And Andrealphus has-uh-Stella. I'm sure everything will be fine!

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    Andrealphus attends a museum gala in Lust of all Rings. He flirts, he schmoozes, and he is bored out of his mind. Luckily Vassago can always be counted on to spice things up.

    Or: size queen Andrealphus gets railed by a very special strap and a very special parrot in the middle of the gala

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    Andrealphus has spent months preparing for the moment he could capture Paimon and do exactly as he wishes to him. And he is determined to see it through.

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    After Andrealphus acts out, Vassago has to teach him a little lesson.

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    Stolas had lost everything, his throne, his status, his daughter, all to save Blitz. All he wants anymore is to run into Blitz's arms and fall into the softness that's slowly creeping into their - something? that's been blooming since he fell from grace. But Paimon has given him a chance to save his daughter from the same cruel fate of an arranged marriage and children, and he's going to protect her at all costs. Vassago, Blitz, Fizz, Asmodeus, and everyone else around him aren't going to let the sad bird's happiness or horniness fade away that easily! Vassago has his own plans and ways to protect the owl, even if it means getting entangled with his ex-lover and Stolas' greatest rival.
    Summary re-written post Mastermind to reflect updates to the cannon and where this slots! Post-Ghostfuckers Cannon-Divergeance, season 3 speculative fiction. Semi-cannon Vassago.

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    Years pass by with infrequent contact between the ex-lovers. They live in their own worlds of misery and isolation, but are finding ways to fit the roles the Ars Goetia have given them. But when events escalate between Stella and Stolas, Vassago and Andrealphus find themselves on opposing sides, and a fair weather alliance is formed to the advantage of both sides. If a certain imp hero and failed prince suggested it as a way to get inside the peacock's head and get to the root of the plans involving a certain owlet heiress, whose to say?

    Cannon Compliant up to Sinsmas, the cannon story is interwoven here until season 3.

    Part three of "Right Where You Left Me", please read the other two parts first! You can read this without them but you'll be missing a lot of context for the mystery aspects.

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    Andrealphus has been looking up at a star throughout his desperation, even though he didn’t realize it. And one day, the star just fell off to his arms.

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    Stolas has laid the egg, which means he and Blitzø are free to plan their next mating cycle. They even take the whole week off, preparing for a fucktastic staycation.

    Things change when a few birds enter their nest.

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    Vassago finds Andrealphus in a predicament, having overstepped his abilities with a spell that has him feeling the differences between them. Shameless smut, size difference, all in service of Monsterfuckers Week 2025!

    Inspired by the stupid size difference in the Vassago/Andrealphus standees because Andy's at cloaca height and don't we all just need that?

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    Pilot Stolas opens a portal to current Helluva Boss timeline. Seeking replacement for his Blitz, but Stolas takes his place.

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    After the crushing demise of their childhood friendship, Andrealphus and Vassago must learn to grow into their new roles as goetia heirs. Andrealphus must learn to please the cryptic and odd King Paimon, while Vassago works through the grief of an untimely loss. (No cannon / major character deaths.)

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    Andrealphus had never had a friend before, but he didn't need friends. Friends were for the weak, and he had his studies, his family, a future, and a marriage to plan. Out of nowhere, all of that changes when a red feathered boy falls out of a tree while he's reading. Will this undue influence corrupt his bright, shining future with deviancy, and, worst of all, love?

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    Icyago Week 1 (Hiding)

    With upcoming nuptials on the horizon, Andrealphus reminices about how it all began between him and Vassago

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    Andrealphus, ever the picture of refined, frosty nobility, lounged languidly on a chaise carved from solid ice, its surface softened by a layer of plush, iridescent fur. His white feathers seemed to absorb the faint glow of the luminous algae embedded in the walls. Across from him, Vassago, typically cloaked and imposing, had shed his outer layers, revealing the surprising bulk beneath his robes, a testament to his legendary appetite, which had been thoroughly indulged this evening. His gaze, usually sharp and assessing, was softened by post-prandial contentment, but a flicker of something else – anticipation? Mischief? – danced in his dark eyes.

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    Vassago has put everything on hold in his quest for one of the last great treasures left unfound in this world, never taking a lover or having a life outside of his pursuit. It didn't matter. Whatever he found at the end of his lifelong quest would be worth the wait, surely.

    Or: human Vassago adventurer meets vampire Goetia Andrealphus when he goes poking around the wrong tomb...

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    Stolas' complicated relationship with Andrealphus unfolds across key moments in his life, from betrayal before his marriage to a final reckoning during the height of his divorce.

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    Andrealphus and Vassago have been intimate for decades, until a very public trial shattered their fragile relationship.

    Or: neither of them really understands their feelings and they have sex about it.

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    Vassago visits Andrealphus' party where he celebrates Stolas' downfall. He wants to bargain conditions about Stolas and Octavia. Using interesting tactics to achieve his goal.

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    Andrealphus, a bird in every sense of the word, was dutiful.
    He was the eldest of his family, having to manage the family's wealth, properties.
    Vassago was free, in every meaning of it. Free to make his choices, free to be himself. He had no obligation to court, no need to produce an heir.
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    Vassago becomes gravid, threatening his and Andrealphus' very private relationship.
    Takes Place Pre-Pilot, 18 Years Ago.

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