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Stolas and Blitz try something new.
(I'm being vague because it's piss fic. READ THE TAGS.)
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The I.M.P. crew pull off a successful heist and Stolitz treat themselves to a little reward.
Or: smut inspired by the LVLUP 2025 poster. I know what I am.
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- Part 5 of smut oneshots
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comfort and collars by impssecretary for dumpstercherry
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Mar 2025
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Blitzø is stressed about work, Stolas has the perfect idea to help alleviate that stress.
or; stolitz high puppy play
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blitzø has a mommy kink and he and stolas fuck about it (again).
this is sort of a sequel to this fic, but is 100% nastier, oops. can definitely read as a stand alone though!
voyeurism, spanking, humiliation kink, CNC, this really has it all
edit 27/03/25: this fic now contains THREE amazing pieces of art by jermie!! i am beyond blessed as are all the rest of you mommy kinkers <3
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spoilers in case you feel nervous about the CNC tag:
blitzø has a fantasy of forcing himself on Stolas (in his mommy role) which is discussed between the characters, and then carried out. both oral sex and penetrative sex occur in this pre-negotiated scene, and a check in happens when one character believes the other to be struggling. stolas starts the scene very unwilling and upset, but by the end is begging for blitzø to finish inside him, i only write happy endings guys!
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- Part 2 of mommy kink adjacent
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It's almost time and Blitzø is losing his shit...Stolas is pissed.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Laying/Parental anxiety | Preparative sexSeries
- Part 4 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Stolas isn't happy with his changing body. Lucky for him, Blitzø has just the thing for showing him just how good he looks.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Paternity wardrobe | Body positivitySeries
- Part 3 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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If needed, Blitzø was a problem solver. And his bird needs him to be.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp
Prompt: Pregnancy Symptoms | Eggnant safe symptomsSeries
- Part 2 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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New beginnings were scary and exciting.
For #StolpregWeek on BlueSky and BirdApp Prompt: Talks of having a child | Conception night
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- Part 3 of FireFucker
- Part 1 of Stolpreg Week 2025
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Blitzø and Stolas are settling in for the night after several fun romping sessions, as a couple are wont to do. Except a certain twitching tail would hint that one demon might still have one last round left in him.
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The idea started as a fantasy – as most of them do, to be fair, but this was one that Stolas never anticipated actually fulfilling. Ever since the end of their arrangement, and the beginning of their relationship, Stolas had been nervous to bring it up again.
Luckily, it was Blitzø that brought it up. As casually as one would suggest trying a new restaurant for dinner, or buying a different brand of laundry soap. It was over breakfast, for Lucifer’s sake! Stolas had choked on his toast and looked at him with wide, astonished eyes, as if he’d grown a second and third head – which might have been easier for Stolas to swallow than being asked to peg his boyfriend at the kitchen table.
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AKA, The One With the Gun-Dildo
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Blitz got home from work without changing out of the outfit he dressed up in for the hit. Stolas had never seen Blitz in a dress before, and he really liked it. He bends Blitz over the table to show him just how much he liked it.
Afterwards, after the third time in one night that Stolas tried to fuck him, Blitz decides to figure out what is making his bird a bit on edge, smelling a little different, and jumping his bones at every chance (not that Blitz is complaining about that one! He just needed to make sure he wasn’t drugged or something). After one of the strangest phone calls he’d ever had, he learns a fun fact about Goetia biology.
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Written for BottomBlitzWeek2024 Day 4: Heat/Breeding. There’s also slight inspo from Day 3: Episode inspired (the pretty princess dress from apology tour). Any tags not reflected in chapter 1 will be in chapter 2
This is only mildly related to the rest of the stories in the series, but you don’t need to read the others to understand this.
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- Part 4 of Helluva Boss Post-Sinsmas Universe
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For anyone else, replacing all the costumes, tights, and wigs at I.M.P. would probably fall lower on the long, long list of things the team needed to repair and rebuild.
For Blitzø, though, that shit was at the top. Really, they could make do without a new computer or the stupid paperwork, but how could they do any missions without disguises?
Or: Blitzø reorders his costumes and receives a free extra: his Bathinee outfit. And then he gets fucked in it.
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- Part 6 of smut oneshots
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i was so young when i behaved twenty-five by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Feb 2025
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When Blitzø looks up, he sees the dark blush rising across Stolas' white faceplate. "I would have liked to spend time with your employees today. It's just very tiring trying to concentrate, especially when there's extra noise."
Blitzø's mind creates an entire fucking montage of their week in the office. Sinners bursting in through the door unannounced, the phone ringing at random, Moxxie bursting into his rendition of some song from a musical because Millie misquoted it, Loona shouting at them all to shut up. It was a miracle they weren't all losing their hearing.
"Shit, Stols." Blitzø winces. "Didn't realize how miserable it probably is for you around the office."
or: Stolas manages the side effects of his antidepressants, and Blitzø is too good of a kinda-boyfriend to let him suffer alone.
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”The best spot to see the TV is right here, isn’t it, Froggie?” Ozzie glanced at Fizz out of the corner of his eye and the jester smiled at him.
“Sure is. It’s not like you mind, do you, Blitzø?” Fizz was all but batting his lashes at Blitzø and it made him feel lightheaded. He never used to be this outwardly flirty, but then again that was fifteen years ago.
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Fizz and Ozzie invite Blitzø over for a movie night that goes better than he could ever dream of.
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Stolas is numb day after day unable to help himself out. His mood switches, but usually it's not for the better. Blitzø tries to make it up for him, for both of 'em, to be honest. Now he just must mutiply all the light he has inside because of Stolas to make him feel better. Unconditional love saved one of them once, so now it's time to do it again and change the way Stolas sees his life and himself despite of all the deadends and loss.
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“Blitzø, what I’m saying is.. Well. I suppose I want to have.. Something with you. Whatever you feel comfortable giving to me. If this.. Friendship is the extent of our connection then I will endeavor to accept it but I felt it remiss to not even attempt probing for more.” Stolas explained and Blitzø’s eyes practically bugged out of his skull at the words.
“Wait- you want to what? If.. Stols. Am I understanding all this right?” Blitzø asked carefully, stumbling through his words as understanding was working a mile a minute to process and Stolas’s hand finally came back into the imp’s grasp.
“If you are in the understanding that I am asking to date you, then yes. That is correct.” Stolas offered a bit sheepishly, tucking his beak down to his chest- that red on his face plate only deepening.
“Holy fuck, Stols- YES! Of course! I want that!
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Blitzø & Stolas finally get back together post Sinsmas and then they have their one-year anniversary/Valentine's day plans!
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Hope you enjoy this @impssecretary ! Happy Valentine's Day! -
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Stolas explores the new avenues of freedom and expression available to him, now that he doesn't heal the way he used to.
Or: Blitzø and Stolas get piercings.
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- Part 8 of a love, a home
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“My darling,” Stolas says, the sides of his beak curling up. “You just ate a truly concerning amount of potent aphrodisiacs.”
“Huh?” Blitzø asks, blinking up at Stolas with bleary eyes.
“You need to come and come hard, my dear.”
Or: Blitzø eats an entire box of Lust chocolates.
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Stolas has been getting damn good at dicking Blitz down since the first time he rocked his entire world. That night he approached Blitz with ropes and a suggestion, and Blitz sank further into it than he expected.
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Blitz gets tied to the bed and vibed out of his mind, then discovers that maybe he’s more of a switch than he thought
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Written for BottomBlitzWeek2024, day 2: Kink/Praise.
This is only Mildly related to the rest of the stories in the series, but you don’t need to read the others to understand this.
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- Part 3 of Helluva Boss Post-Sinsmas Universe
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blitzø has a mommy kink and he and stolas fuck about it. lil nasty, you have been warned.
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this started off as me wanting to write a mommy kink thing as there are not enough stolitz mommy kink fics, which is a CRIME as blitzø would absolutely have a mommy kink, guys.
however I also believe that blitzø would feel very guilty about it, so this fic ended up being a little sad, until stolas assures blitzø (and the author lmao) to not always take kinks so seriously.
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idea sparked from @yamastard on twitter with a (!!!) thread about Stolitz having a mommy kink, tyty (though I made it more into BLITZØ having the kink rather than stolas oopsies)
now with a sequel!!
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- Part 1 of mommy kink adjacent