BlasphemousProphet
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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (8)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (7)
- Shameless (US) (7)
- Glee (TV 2009) (3)
- Sense8 (TV) (1)
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Feed My Rabbits Before You Touch Me by BlasphemousProphet
Fandoms: The Favourite - Fandom
13 Dec 2018
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Takes place right after the end of The Favourite, directed by Yorgos Lanthimos. Queen Anne has a couple of regrets, and one of her favorites is better at touching her than the other.
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Neville had always been, well-
“Soft,” his grandmother said, not unkindly, but not kindly either.
“Wet around the ears,” his great uncle Algie had said, unkindly. -
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Hernando is interested in Daniela because he likes his dramatic brunettes. The polyamorous negotiations ensue.
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It's far out, the way Thor can just unlock all these doors and Dizzee can just follow him. Ed Koch's been elected, nothing is safe, Thor keeps hopping on trains to the Bronx and Dizzee's got no idea why.
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At Fred's funeral, Percy doesn't say a word. Then Oliver Wood shows up.
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“All my roommates want to fuck you,” he whispers as hips jerk into her sleepily.
“Bell.” There’s a warning in her voice, unsteady but present. She’s not even doing anything, and it feels like taking advantage of him.
“Mmm?”
And yet… she could ask him just about anything right now, and he’d tell her exactly what he thinks. Clarke shouldn’t. But the words slip out anyway.
“Do you want to?”
A Kink Meme fill.
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02 Feb 2024
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There are few things that put Grisha women in the moods like the one Alina is in: monthly cycles (unlikely, he thinks, given that according to the healer’s, the tonics that the women drink stop them completely, and he watches Alina drink one every morning with her breakfast), gossip and in-fighting (also unlikely, given that Aleksander knows everything that goes on in the Little Palace, and Zoya has been gone for months), which leaves only one option.
It has something to do with sex.
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(Or, Alina is pouting and Aleksander is determined to find out why.)
(Or or, Aleksander doesn't really think before offering to help Alina with her problem — and then overuses pet names and has a grand old time showing her what hundreds of years of experience looks like.)Bookmarked by BlasphemousProphet
25 Dec 2023
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i will weather the storm by kneeinjury, larry_hystereks
Fandom Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
14 Dec 2021
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16 Jan 2022
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Seventy Year Itch by vuas
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
14 May 2021
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“You and I alone are untethered by time,” he lifts her hand to kiss her palm—where her gift burned most brightly. “How the petty squabbles of mortal men must bother you.”
She blows an errant curl from her forehead. “Has anyone ever told you you’re quite dramatic?”
Or: The Darkling teaches his wife a valuable lesson in patience.
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- Part 4 of Marriage Verse
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05 Jan 2022
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“Husbands and wives also share beds,” he presses another kiss to her palm, allowing her fingertips to settle into the coarse hair of his jaw. “But we do that already, hm?”
Or: Everyone knows that the man who raised Alina Starkov intended to make the girl his bride—whatever the cost.
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03 Jan 2022