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Val can tantrum all he likes. Vel can too. Vox is bigger-picture-focused – and, even though this clusterfuck has absolutely been a setback, this is only the beginning. He’s barely gotten started. Heaven and Hell had better be ready. The Morningstar girl and her garbage hotel and HIM won’t know what hit them... until they do. And Vox will relish every nanosecond.
He can’t expect cockroaches to understand the vision of a god, but, he’ll show them. The Vees, he belatedly amends, will show them.
Once he’s got his body back, he’ll be fucking shit up again like none of this ever happened.
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After being bested by Charlie Morningstar and the Radio Demon, Vox rebuilds his body, goes through the stages of grief... and comes to a startling epiphany.
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- Part 1 of Hang Your Head
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26 Nov 2025
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Extra-Curricular Activities by Neocybex
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2024
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“I do not take bribes.” Ratio sets his jaw. He’s trying so hard.
Cute.
“Can’t you make an exception, this once? Professor, I promise I’ll be good…”
Aventurine convinces Ratio to roleplay a fantasy with him.
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- Part 13 of Railing the Stars
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03 May 2024
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Let me show you how this works by boyiqing
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jun 2023
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“You’ve never done it, have you?”
Sampo’s grin freezes, “Huh?”
“You’ve never done sex.” Gepard reiterates, this time with an air of certainty, “That is…unexpected.”
“How–” Sampo looks at him incredulously, “How did you come to that conclusion?”
That’s definitely a smug smile on Gepard’s lips, an unusual but surprisingly fitting look for the man, “Sampo Koski. A virgin. This is certainly surprising.”
“Not as surprising as what you are,” Sampo shoots back, not bothering to hide anything. He’s finding himself on the lower end of their banter, and it’s certainly a rare experience in addition to all the other new stuff he’s going through in the last few minutes, “You’re supposed to be the untouchable shield of Belobog!”
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Summary: basically, what if Sampo is the virgin rather than Gepard?
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- Part 2 of Sampard (HSR)
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01 Jul 2023
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When Gepard volunteered as a guide at the Belobog History and Culture Museum, the last person he expected to see there as another volunteer was Sampo Koski. The last thing he expected while volunteering is to end up getting locked in the museum with the same man.
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01 Jul 2023
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When Kaveh discovers that Alhaitham has been reading a book about human sexuality and kinks, he generously offers to assist Alhaitham with some sexual exploration. It’s a risky proposal, and one that could end very badly—thanks to their falling-out years ago, the two of them have trust issues galore.
But it turns out that Kaveh and Alhaitham are surprisingly good at trust and communication when it comes to sex…which raises some questions about the nature of their relationship, and where exactly this whole experiment is leading them.
“Look,” Kaveh says, “if you’re going to approach sexual pleasure like an experiment, most potential partners won’t take too kindly to the idea of you having sex with them for science. Therefore, to spare all the poor people you’d inevitably insult in your quest for data, I am willing to be that person.”
“How charitable of you,” Alhaitham says.
“And I assume that you’re somewhat comfortable with the idea of having sex with me,” Kaveh adds, “or else you wouldn’t have been so willing to have my fingers in your mouth just now.”
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20 Apr 2023