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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “‘Owen, I’ve let you talk me into some insane shit over the years, but this is too much.’

    “Look,” Owen’s eyes soften, “you would be doing me a huge favour...”

    Jamie stubs her cigarette out, “You’re challenging me to prove that I’m a fully reformed member of society by faking a whirlwind romance with your heterosexual, American cousin which will ultimately culminate in an extremely illegal green card marriage?’”

    Or, Dani and Owen are cousins and Dani really needs a green card.

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    04 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Dani and Eddie have just moved to England when Dani meets a beautiful young landscaper who they hire to design their garden and has her questioning everything that she’s ever known.

    Based on the song ‘ivy’ by Taylor Swift.

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    01 Mar 2021

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    “It’s not that the words aren’t true. They are. But the thought of ever actually allowing Dani to read them—to know that Jamie, her friend and colleague, has been having pornographic fantasies about her is disastrous.

    God, she’s really far gone, isn’t she?”

    [or: that Atonement letter mishap Damie style]

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    26 Feb 2021

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    “‘I love you,’ Jamie says. ‘More than I’ve ever loved anything in my life. And I know it’s selfish...that it’s asking too much, but please...close the door for me. Because I can’t do this anymore.’

    Dani’s fingers curl into Jamie’s hair. She’s crying and Jamie wants to kiss away each tear. ‘I can’t. I don’t know how,’ she admits, a sob breaking apart the words. ‘I don’t know what to do.’”

    [or: a Married at First Sight AU that possibly only i want.]

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    24 Feb 2021

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    She’s on her fourth patient when the door to the ward opens, and she hears Owen talking lowly with someone. She turns her head to see a blonde woman next to him, brightly shining eyes and a pretty face, the kind of warmth radiating from her that Jamie’s only ever seen portrayed in films. It’s tangible, the first thing Jamie really picks up on. She’s everything Jamie tends to get described as the opposite of - approachable, friendly, comforting. It practically rolls off of her.

    “Ah, Dr. Taylor, this is Dr. Clayton. She’s joining us from, Idaho, was it?”

    “Iowa,” Dr. Clayton corrects him.

    Oh God. She’s American.

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    22 Feb 2021