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    As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough?

    He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.

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    28 Nov 2021

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    'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.'

    Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    If there was ever a reason to eat a Devil Fruit, Zoro supposes it would be in the process of saving his idiotic buffoon of a captain from a certain and most horrible death.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    Thorin accompanies his father on a diplomatic mission to a little hamlet west of Rivendell. There, they will meet the hobbit emissary and renegotiate the trade contract between the Shire and Erebor. But with Erebor struggling to pay what the hobbits demand for their produce, and the hobbits controlling the food production within nearly all of Middle Earth, negotiations are bound to be difficult.

    Then Thorin screws it all up and can only choose between execution and marriage.

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    23 Jul 2020

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    Formerly titled: Telekinesis

    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End had been born with an unusual talent: the ability to move objects with his mind. But only when he is reluctantly drawn into Thorin Oakenshield's quest he learns to wield this power. He faces orcs, trolls and a dragon, and also learns that even a small hobbit may play a larger part, that his heart is a whimsical thing, and that home means more than just a place.

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    23 Jul 2020