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Chocolate Cake Shot
1 Fluid oz of Hazel Liquor
1/2 Fluid oz of Vodka
1 Lemon, cut into wedge
White SugarIn a shot glass, combine 1 part hazelnut liqueur and 1 part vodka. Coat a wedge of lemon with sugar. Suck the lemon wedge, and with the juice still in your mouth, drink the shot.
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- Part 4 of shitty shots
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- English
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troubles of a balance impaired teacher by BlueTheBird
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
24 Jun 2017
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Five times Matt ran into Lance and one time Lance ran into Matt
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- Part 2 of Complicated Life of the McClain Twins
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Otmeal Cookie Shot
* 3/4 ounce butterscotch schnapps
* 3/4 ounce Irish cream liqueur
* Splash of Jägermeister
* Splash of cinnamon schnapps
* Pour the liqueurs into a cocktail shakerwith ice.
* Shake well.
* Strain into a shot glass.Series
- Part 3 of shitty shots
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Make kool-aid how you normally will
Add like quarter that amount in vodka
then like a third of it in redbull
Mix it
pour it in a shit glass and enjoy
(Warning: this is made up by a friend, tbh idk what it does or taste like and is honestly probably not a real drink)Series
- Part 2 of shitty shots
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To make this drink:
1 1/2 ounces vodka
1/2 ounce each peach schnapps
1/2 ounce eqch amaretto
As much Kool-aid as you want
highball glass filled with ice.
Top with cranberry juice and serve unstirred.Series
- Part 1 of shitty shots
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Eret had been more than gracious, more than hospitable, and Phil didn’t think he could thank them enough. The past two weeks his family had been living with theirs had been wonderful. He had almost forgotten the feeling of being safe in a home, with guaranteed meals, and he would never take another shower for granted again.
As well as the basic things, his family just seemed so happy. Niki, Will, and Techno had become fast friends, and Tommy and Tubbo had just clicked together, despite their limited language skills. It was nice for his kids to just be kids. And the town of South Mapleport (Often shortened to just SMP, Eret had explained.) was beautiful.
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After years of running and hiding, Phil and his three young children finally find safety in a permanent home. But can their safe haven really stay safe forever?
Companion Piece to "This Dream isn't Feeling Sweet"
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- Part 1 of Sweet as Maple (Mapleport AU)
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28 Dec 2020
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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15 May 2017
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Eleven eats real waffles for the first time courtesy of Steve and the kids, but mostly Steve.
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05 Nov 2017
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Three Garrison Cadets Missing After Freak Satellite Crash
By Mara Garrett, News Editor | The Guardian | Monday, June 13, 2103 7:40 A.M. ETTwo seventeen-year-olds and a fifteen-year-old went missing Friday night after a rogue satellite crashed into the desert a few miles away from the Galaxy Garrison Training Facility, reports say. Garrison officials were quick to cordon off the area, claiming many of the remaining satellite fragments were dangerous and unstable. Government search parties have been sent out into the surrounding desert areas. Details are forthcoming.
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Her brother is missing. Lance's sister isn't about to sit quietly while the Garrison keeps lying to the press. No—she's going to get to the bottom of this.
(Or: The paladins' families team up to find their kids and overthrow the corrupt Garrison regime. Told through news articles, prose, the internet, and art.)
Bookmarked by BlueTheBird
22 Aug 2017
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Flaws (Look At The Wonderful Mess That We Made) by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
17 Aug 2017
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"I hate feeling like this."
"Like what?"
“Like a burden.” Keith answers bluntly, nails digging into the mattress. He stares down at it, unable to look at Lance as he explains himself further. He knows what he’ll see, knows Lance’s smile will crumple and give way to a deep frown. He feels Keith’s hurt as rawly as his own. “It’s all I’ve ever been. I cost my mother her life, I ruined my father’s, I wasted the time and resources of every orphanage or foster family that ever took a chance on me, I spat in the face of all the Garrison leaders who saw potential in me, I let Shiro down. I’m going to disappoint the entire fucking universe now. And... I-I’m draining you.”
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19 Aug 2017