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The Miya twins are the best agents Inarizaki has ever had.
Unfortunately for them, Kita disagrees.
Osamu and Atsumu have fucked up one too many times, and in an attempt to tame the Miya Chaos, Kita assigns them to different partners.
Osamu has spent his entire life fighting with Atsumu, but somehow Suna Rintarou is worse. Suna is scathing and sarcastic, and Osamu can hardly stand to be in the same room, much less work with him. Osamu thinks Kita's plan will backfire, because there's no possible way he can get along with Suna.
It's more likely that Osamu will kill him before the job is over.
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09 Jun 2026
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“I'm really sorry Tsum-kun, because you're really really great and really pretty—
“Aw, thanks Shoyo!” Atsumu says beaming.
“But um I can't date you! Because I'm already with someone,” Hinata blurts out, covering his face with his hands. After a minute of silence, he peeks through his fingers.
Miya Atsumu stands there gaping— Aw, Hinata thinks, I should have been more sensitive—
“Um, Shoyo-kun,” Atsumu-kun begins sounding strangled, “I wasn't, I mean—I'm so sorry if I—I'm already—
“This is why I told you to stop flirting with people.”
Sakusa Kiyoomi's voice sounds cold as ice as he wraps an arm around the setter's waist and glares at Hinata.
Hinata stares at the hand gripping Tsumu-kun's waist, possessively, then Sakusa-san's face. Then the hand and then face again.
Oh no he thinks, feeling utterly and completely mortified, oh no. Oh no no no no.
Or,
The five times people are shocked to find out that Sakusa Kiyoomi and Miya Atsumu are dating and the one time they aren't.
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08 Jun 2026
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It’s one thing to have a mysophobic teammate.
It’s another to have a mysophobic teammate with a terrible personality.
And it’s something completely else to have a teammate who can read minds.
Miya Atsumu experiences this first-hand.Alternatively:
Atsumu knew something was strange when Sakusa agreed to sleep with him, even if they were both drunk as hell. For one, he didn't even remember asking the question aloud.I mean, you don't just expect, oh yeah, he can probably read my mind, that's right. You know?
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07 Jun 2026
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atsumu is especially susceptible to tachycardia because he drinks coffee, exercises, panics, has a very hot boyfriend, and even though he’s good at cooking, he sometimes doesn’t notice his towels catching fire because suna’s sent him an excellently curated collection of memes.
today, though, his heart rate’s through the roof because sakusa is five seconds away from shoving him into a dishwasher.
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- Part 3 of a ph.d. and m.d. walk into a bar
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01 Jun 2026
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atsumu fell asleep during sex.
it’s not a big deal. sakusa doesn’t take it personally; it would be easy to, but he’s confident in himself and their relationship, understands that after the string of shifts atsumu’s had, he’s absolutely exhausted. he’s so tired that it doesn’t matter that they haven’t seen each other in almost a week; he’s literally saving lives at work (children’s lives, as atsumu would be sure to specify) and it’s extremely taxing, both mentally and physically.
so atsumu fell asleep during sex.
sakusa’s not taking it personally.
Series
- Part 2 of a ph.d. and m.d. walk into a bar
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01 Jun 2026