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How many skeletons have you got on your balcony? by Beep_boop2233
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
10 Sep 2026
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Work sleep rinse repeat, That's been your life for the past few years. Then monsters get released from the underground...which puts a spanner in things, but you can handle that.
But what you CAN'T handle is a strange skeleton landing on your balcony, covered in yellow...blood? He kinda smells like apples.
You do like his tiara though.
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In which you find a passed out skeleton on your balcony. Chaos ensues.
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(tags and such will be updated as I write)
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Being a librarian is relatively easy. All you gotta do is shelve books from the dropbox, check out books for patrons, make sure the library is clean… Patrons sometimes don’t return their books on time and you have to send a polite email reminding them.
Typical librarian stuff.
What wasn’t in the job description was dealing with a socially inept stalker with a love for quantum physics and astronomy.
You didn’t have an issue with monsters. After all, ever since they moved out from under the mountain seven years ago, they’ve been nothing but amicable.
There’s just something unsettling with this monster in particular.
Well… at least he gifts you hot cocoa and returns his books on time.
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You're a modestly successful fiction writer living in rural Alaska; just you, your dog, and your horse in a small cabin on a large piece of property in the shadow of a mighty mountain range. You're used the the quiet, enjoy it even, but when you start having recurring dreams of a strange skeleton visiting you in the night you wonder if the solitude might be starting to get to you...at least until you realize you're not dreaming at all because Sans is, in fact, a real, live monster. Friendship, romance, and shenanigans ensue.
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You wake up as someone who has nothing left to lose, stranded in an Underground that's slowly dwindling in life. Despite being capable of crossing the barrier, you don't dare to, when you have a personal endeavor and promise in mind.
It's a different story when you're transported into an ideal alternate timeline, where your oath is rendered void. Here, with your various counterparts, you don't appreciate reliving the life of a prisoner-- especially when it's enforced by a reflection of what your Sans could've been.
(OR: In a pacifist timeline, an alternate Sans possessing a human soul appears, risking the newly established peace between humans and monsters. If Classic Sans had hair, he's pretty sure he'd still end up bald.)
[A Various x Sans!Reader fic.]
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- Part 1 of parallax error
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Your name is Sans Serif. Your identification card says so. Your work permit says so. Your residential assignment says so. Your brother’s dependency papers says so. The Ministry says so, and so it is true.
But when you and your brother are rudely pulled into a peaceful alternate universe at the worst possible moment, the entire foundation of your identity is put into question. You are one of several. One of possibly more. You don't trust any of this, especially not that human, yet you can't help wondering... should you even try to go home in the first place?
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An old fic I started in 2018 and decided, hey, why not revisit it in the good old '26? Machine troupe but you are a Sans, and make it an Anti-Harem.
...Oh, and did I mention totalitarianism?