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“You said you used to be best friends, whole time at your space Harvard. I know you won’t tell me, but man – what happened?”
“Too many things happened,” the Doctor replies, standing up abruptly. “Too many things, too fast."
“A hundred years of school... that must be one hell of a drama.”
In fact, she is quite wrong. More than a hundred years of school, and still it all happened in the span of three semesters…
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The Doctor's raw, unedited, and painfully honest account of what happened between him and the Master during their time together at the Gallifreyan Academy.
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one septendecillion brass doorknobs by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2020
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The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.
The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.
Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.
(You can’t go wrong with a cool van)
Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.
Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..
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Doctor Who and the Revenge of the Metaphysical Substrate by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), +other...
07 Oct 2020
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After another heated argument breaks out in a public debate between Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Natalie Wynn, and Ben Shapiro (but mostly between Peterson and the sense of logic), the Doctor decides to take them all back to the 1st century AD and settle the mystery of Jesus's Resurrection for good.
pls don't tell me that this is trash. i know this is trash. that was the whole point. there is absolutely no meaning in this text and it isn't even that funny. you have been warned
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two boring sane guys having a normal time by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
07 Sep 2020
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one time Todd helps Dirk put on a shirt, and another when he takes the shirt off of him
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Looking away, afraid of their eyes meeting, afraid of feeling something they’re not supposed to. Todd’s fingers brush against Dirk’s wrists and palms as he pulls the t-shirt off him. A moment of silence passes by. Dirk feels exposed, and yet safe. He already trusted Todd with his life. What’s a bit of tender physical contact between good friends…
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sound of nothing by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
18 Jul 2020
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Todd Brotzman is a different man now. The days of Mexican Funeral are long over, but he can play music, still... just not for a crowd. For one person only.
For Dirk.
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Letters Jonathan Creek Never Even Remotely Considered Sending by emef
Fandoms: Jonathan Creek (TV)
06 Nov 2015
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Five times Jonathan Creek wrote a letter and one time he didn’t: a Jonathan/Maddy ship manifesto of sorts.
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13 Jan 2021
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“[The chaos] was supposed to stop once the case was solved!” Dirk said, closing his eyes tightly and tugging forcefully at his hair in despair.
Though Francis was able to fix Wendimoor with a wave of his hand, things in the regular world don’t return to normal as easily. Dirk, Todd, and Farah must find ways to help each other pick up the pieces from the aftermath of Blackwing and two worlds colliding, and recovery isn’t always linear. Takes place between events featured in Season 2, Episode 10.
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22 Sep 2020