BoredandSleepy



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    “I didn’t keep most of the memories. Other people’s memories. I get flashes of big things, births, deaths. Except about you.”

    Carol feels the confusion slip onto her face. Nervousness creeps up her spine again. “Me?”

    “I know everything that anybody has ever thought about you, Carol. Every memory. Every feeling. Helen. Your ex-girlfriends. Your dentist. It’s like I have a Carol encyclopedia in my head.”

    Carol had thought that she was done experiencing fresh horrors. What a nightmare it is to realize that she is not. “Oh, god.” She says.

    “Oh, god,” Zosia agrees.

    After they manage to break Zosia free of the hive, Zosia and Carol try to navigate the field of landmines that is their relationship.

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    Post-series.

    Emma and Regina have fallen into a rhythm together, raising their children and managing a massive fairytale kingdom and navigating an almost-relationship.

    A proposed political marriage might just shatter it all.

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    Emma Swan is late to work one time (okay, three), and suddenly she’s fake dating her terrifyingly gorgeous CEO at a corporate-family retreat where the board, the press, and Regina’s mother are all waiting to judge them.

    It’s supposed to be strategic. Professional. Nothing personal. It's strictly work and nothing more.

    Then Regina looks at her a little too long, Henry's instantly drawn to her, and oh fuck- Emma's screwed.

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    Regina Mills has spent centuries mastering two things: Medicine and denial. She doesn’t slip. She doesn’t feed on people. She doesn’t fall in love.

    Then a new paramedic arrives in her trauma bay with blood on her hands, a hero complex, and a heartbeat Regina can feel like it’s under her own skin.

    This is a true love imprint story – Vampire AU.

    A vampire surgeon tries to stay starving and noble. A reckless paramedic keeps getting hurt. Between them, a bond forms that feels like someone else’s heartbeat under her ribs.

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    Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.

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    First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)

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    10 Dec 2025