BrainProblemSituation
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- MASH (TV) (11)
- The Monkees (TV) (6)
- Easy Rider (1969) (1)
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Hawkeye hadn’t had a real egg in forever. All at once, it was the only thing he wanted, and not the powdered stuff they glopped onto a tray in the mess tent - he wanted something real and fragile and perishable - fried, boiled, poached, something, anything. Early on in the war they’d been more abundant; what had happened?
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Hawkeye does what he always does.
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Something had loomed over Hawk’s life, and it drove everyone away eventually.
Set during the episode "Picture This"
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Hawkeye poured some powder into Trapper’s drink. Trapper met Hawk’s eye, raised his eyebrow and Hawk winked far more obviously than he intended to. Who could turn that down?
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- Part 5 of BrainProblemSituation's Kinktober 2025
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You keep having this dream. You're not quite sure how it ends. You're not sure if you want to know.
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BrainProblemSituation's Kinktober 2025 by BrainProblemSituation
Fandom MASH (TV), The Monkees (TV)
07 Oct 2025
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All of Trapper’s medical training is telling him that he needs to tend to Hawkeye’s wound. Hawkeye is telling him to wait, and, though Trapper isn’t proud to admit it, that voice is stronger.
Trapper's attempt to finally get Hawkeye alone is (briefly) foiled by a gust of wind.
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- Part 2 of whatever the weather
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- English
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- 2,507
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
08 Mar 2026
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“You’re gonna keep me company down there?” Hawk asks when it’s clear BJ has settled on his knees, resting his ass on the tops of his heels.
BJ shrugs. “Sure.”
“Alright,” he replies, with a smile that makes BJ feel like there’s a joke he isn’t in on. BJ doesn’t want to admit there’s something intoxicating in the way Hawkeye peers down his nose at him, an equal headiness when he focuses back on his papers without a second thought to the man at his feet. It’s hard to tell if it’s embarrassment or arousal that colors BJ’s face.
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- English
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Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
05 Mar 2026
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A thin man stood near the wall, uniform hanging awkwardly from his frame. His shoulders curved inward, as if he were folding in on himself. His hair, what Daniel could see, was heavily threaded with gray. His face looked carved down to its bones.
Daniel’s gaze brushed over him in pity and moved on.
The first week of Hawkeye's return to Maine after the war.
Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
04 Mar 2026
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Hawkeye’s imagination has to travel only as far as his tummy, where he is building a little baby who looks a lot like Beej. He assures himself it isn’t any more absurd than the truth: that he’s been sweet-talked into eating enough of the mess tent gruel to put on weight.
An interlude for 'Pillow Talk'
Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
23 Feb 2026
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“I’d like to take your temperature with a thermometer,” you say, finally drawing your hand away. Even though it’s gloved, it feels like it’s glowing with heat.
His eyes crinkle in his very best imitation of a smile. “And I’d like to see this thermometer’s M.D. The war doesn’t stop on account of my fever.” He clicks his tongue, and drops a piece of shrapnel in a basin. “I thought you knew that by now.”
- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by BrainProblemSituation
15 Feb 2026