Brokenpitchpipe
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Come Apart Without Daylight by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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“Grace lie,” Rocky says impatiently. “Stop wasting time. Tell what is wrong, now.”
Well, I’m not doing that. Even if I wanted to, I don’t know how I'd even begin explaining to Rocky that the only thing wrong with me is the fact that apparently I want him to pin me down with his voice, shake out half a dozen orgasms, and then knock me out for good measure.
So we're going with plan B: time to fool the walking lie detector.
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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There was light behind his eyelids, and the faint murmuring of voices from somewhere far away. Warm air brushed over his bangs, and something wet was pressing against his cheek. It was smooth, and soft, and as the faint smell of lavender hit his nose Riz realized with a jolt of horror that the thing pressed up against his face was Kristen’s bare chest, and that it was wet because he had completely covered it in drool.
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All seventh Gotch sons are cursed, everyone knows that.
Max chooses to be one anyway.
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- Part 3 of A Gentleman's Guide to Rowdiness
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AN: Special cloud-out (get it, coz Im sky eyed) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) maxwell, bigfistz69 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. WIND RIDERZ ROK!
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Science and Progress (Do Not Speak as Loud as My Heart) by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Apr 2026
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[Podfic] This is Better Than the Two Boats by motleyfam, read-for-you-by (captainafab)
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.
A LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Podfic of This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe.