4 Works by Caladrian
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When a perfectly ordinary person from our world unexpectedly dies and wakes up in the body of Lord Voldemort during his infamous graveyard resurrection, chaos, confusion, and copious amounts of accidental comedy ensue. This isn't the Dark Lord anyone remembers: he's practical, desperately wants to chill, cares surprisingly (and inconveniently) about Harry Potter's well-being, and has a knack for concocting overly enthusiastic, mirabolant plans to escape conflict.
“I always imagined Voldemort as terrifying,” Harry Potter said between wheezes. “Not… whatever that was.”
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"THE BOY-WHO-LIVED... TO BE A CUCKOLD?
That's right, readers, the famous Harry Potter, Saviour of the Wizarding World, is a cuckold! His wife, Ginny Potter, chaser for the Holyhead Harpies, was found in a compromising position with another man. We wonder what is lacking in their home that she had had to go out of her way to get it.
What is going to happen with the most famous couple of the Wizarding World? And what about his three children currently studying at Hogwarts? This reporter can only speculate.
(more pictures of Ginny Potter's sordid affair on pages 3 and 4)"
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I woke up inside the body of a powerful vampire - or so it seems - in the middle of the Harry Potter series. This must be a dream, right? And if it's a dream… I can do everything I always wanted to.
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Voldemort never existed, and Harry grew up with a loving, caring and... homophobic family. And if it wasn’t enough to grow up queer in such an environment, he had to fall in love with his professor — and his father’s nemesis.
Fate really liked to fuck Harry, but luckily for him, so did Severus.
(The rating “Underage” follows the AO3 rules. Harry is already seventeen when their relationship begins, and in the Wizarding World this wouldn't be Underage.)
