Calmaise
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V killed the Johnny in her head so she could live. A year later a new Johnny, freshly escaped from Mikoshi, crashed into her life — or, rather, she crashed into his life. It's been a year and things are pretty stable now, as much as dating Johnny Silverhand could ever be called stable.
And then V comes home, and there’s Johnny — original Johnny, engram Johnny, her Johnny — in her fucking kitchen.
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It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish by Calmaise
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
12 Dec 2025
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Phantom Liberty spoilers!
Ever since V got her miracle cure in a secret FIA lab, her days have been nothing but grey. She works long hours at a junk stall so that she can make rent and spend the rest of her hours staring at her ceiling. Today is just like every other day for the past year, bland and full of shifting faceless crowds.
As V is eyeing the crowd, she spots him.
He’s got light skin, short and curly blonde hair, leather jacket and dark jeans on, and is probably shorter than she is — but that’s not what V notices. V notices the way he walks, not like he owns the place but like it’s still standing by his grace. She notices the scowl on his face, the way it twists his lips. She notices the way he holds his shoulders, like his left arm is heavy, despite clearly having modern, symmetrical chrome. She knows him instantly, like she knows her own self.
It’s Johnny motherfucking Silverhand.
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It's Not a Fashion Statement (Bonus Chapters) by Calmaise
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
21 Nov 2025
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Bonus Johnny-POV chapters for my other fic, It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish. These chapters do not stand alone and won't make much sense without having read that fic!
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much better than you, much better than me by Calmaise
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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“Enough with the fuckin’ homophobe jokes, Kerry,” Johnny demands. He can’t even place why it fucking bothers him so damned much, but it does, like sand in his fucking teeth. “Will you shut the fuck up if I kiss a guy?”
“Yeah, alright,” Kerry says, eyeing him appraisingly. “You make out with a guy — with tongue — for like, at least a minute, while I watch to make sure you’re not pussying out? I’ll drop it. Get you an honorary queer card.”
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Johnny Silverhand leans against a brick wall out the back of some gay bar in a rain-soaked alleyway, waiting. The backstage door opens. His eyes flick up to see who it is, and — damn. Kerry has stepped out for a smoke. Johnny ain’t too proud to admit Kerry is hot; wouldn’t be fucking him nearly as often if that weren’t the case. But right now Kerry isn’t just hot.
Kerry is dressed in full drag getup, tight black dress, stockings, wig. Obscene fake tits. Jesus fucking Christ.
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It’s Not A Fashion Statement, It’s A Fucking Deathwish by Calmaise
Fandom Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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