CandyCryptids
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What was meant to be a short intro to Swydghem blew up into a longer piece detailing her Tempering, and Solkmyna’s struggle to bring her back. I played fast and loose with magic and bullets and Lore, and had a lotta fun uwu
Features Two Roegadyn OCs, a Lalafell OC, and cameos from G’Raha, and Two Warriors of Light (belonging to me and my husband 💖)Lalafell are treated as adults. If lalafell having romantic pursuits with non-lalafell makes you uncomfortable even in vague passing mention I don’t recommend reading this.
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Everyone copes with loss in their own way, but sometimes trying to cope alone just isn’t enough. An evening in Mor Dhona under the stars might just be what the chirurgeon ordered for the Warrior Of Light, with an unexpected companion.
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Break yourself down to remember you're Whole by CandyCryptids
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
28 Sep 2017
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My friend wanted me to write Kravitz and personal casual gore and, uh, so did I.
Check the warnings n tags kiddos, please. If I need to add any extra warnings please please let me know
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Check the notes at the start of each chapter for specific warnings, pairing will be the chapter name, hope y'all like that Rare-Pair Gay Shit™
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I saw this Tumblr post
( http://lancery.tumblr.com/post/164202277130/suave-svav-lancery-when-i-woke-up-this ) and then like an hour later I'd written this?Warnings for depressed as fuck Johann and a little bit of subtexty suicide feelings but nothing explicitly stated
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Kravitz is a private investigator hired to look into the case of multiple necromancers who seem to be receiving help from one defined source. That source happens to lead him to Professor Taako, the head of the transmutation department at the most renowned wizarding school in the country.
Coincidentally, the professor is seeking a lab assistant for some highly classified work.
On the night of the full moon, the experiment begins.
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Bookmarked by CandyCryptids
13 Sep 2017
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*insert some really big eyes emoji* The writing on this is decadent and honestly I just need to watch this for updates but if you like Sciencey and Forensic Mystery shit this is
For you
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Kravitz has seen some shit. He's a paranormal investigator, a small but vital part of a larger organization. He specializes in ghosts, but he's seen a lot of different monsters.
He's seen some shit, yes, but the pond creature of Satapaki Forest takes the cake.
Literally, actually. The beast in front of him is sitting cross-legged in the shallows of its pond, petulant, its myriad tendrils wrapped protectively around dozens of stolen pastries. Kravitz sighs.It's surprisingly easy to fall in love with a monster.
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21 Oct 2017
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A Vampire and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Evitcani
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
28 Mar 2018
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Kravitz is a monster hunter. Taako is a vampire. They meet in a bar and it goes as well as you'd expect: They end up married (SPOILERS).
Tragically, they can't skip to happily ever after. First, they have to stop a pharmaceutical company's plan for world domination with the help of the Bureau of Balance's greatest heroes: Billy? Bob? I Didn't Quite Catch His Name But He Smiles a Lot From HR and Some Dude Named Brian Taako Met on Fantasy Grindr who I'm being told doesn't actually work at the BoB.
They're off to a great start.
This is the vampire twins, vain bird men, family of werebears, and grandpas satyr and dryad AU. No one's dead (except Barry on a technicality), everyone's just doing their best. Only marked with major recurring characters, but everyone will show up.
Alternatively Titled: Dos Horny Monsters
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- Part 1 of It Can't Be Pillow Talk
Bookmarked by CandyCryptids
14 Aug 2017
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I hate/love this fic because it's given me so much joy and consumed much of my thoughts.. and gave me another rarepair that nobody else writes ;A; gdi
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Collection of drabbles about trans headcanons for The Adventure Zone.
Bookmarked by CandyCryptids
10 Aug 2017
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The good good headcanons in short form so it's bite sized and easy to read through maybe a bit too fast but that's definitely not bad
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John is a freshly retired man with no ambitions, hobbies, desires, or... anything. To keep himself busy, he takes up a job at what should be a quiet, easy-going flower shop only to meet Merle Highchurch and send that whole 'calm retirement' shtick in the fucking garbage.
He now has his hands full of loud coworkers determined to befriend him, battling wits with his boss who is his opposite in every way, and right, at some point, he starts coughing up flowers.
An AU in which John works at a flower shop and contracts Hanahaki, a 'curse' in which the victim expels flower petals as a result of unrequited love.
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30 Jul 2017
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I couldn't ask for a better JohnChurch au, honestly? Recommended from the depths of my aching soul.