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    There Simply Must be a Corpse in a Detective Novel by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types  

    19 Jul 2025

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    Based off my Tumblr Post: https://www.tumblr.com/drawnfromthedead/772010451415547904/its-a-terrible-cover-story-really?source=share

    A clip played of the now grown Jason Todd, a young man nearly as tall as Jack with a white streak in the front of his black hair, reuniting with Bruce and Dick Wayne. The Young man was holding onto his father, creasing his suit coat into harsh folds, before both of them nearly fell over as Dick ran in, holding both of them just as tight. The clip was suddenly cut off.
    “We have just received an update on the case. An anonymous insider from inside the Gotham PD has just sent in a copy of a report containing the identity of the body initially believed to be Jason Todd. They ask that anyone who might have any information contact the Gotham Police Department as soon as possible, as a missing person's case matching the description or name have yet to be recovered.” Another photo of a young Jason Todd, clearly edited to have a softer jawline, at lot like Maddie's, was shown on the screen, “The young man has been identified as Daniel J. Fenton.”

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    Ritually Yours by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    01 Jun 2025

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    Waking up chained to a chair with people in cloaks is never a good sign. The symbols glowing Lazarus green? Even better.

    The creature took their brother, slipped inside his body and used it like a puppet. But they were going to get Tim back, no matter what.

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    Journey to the Centre of the Multiverse by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    22 Jul 2025

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    “This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.

    “What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.

    “Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.

    “Sorry, ma’am.”

     

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    Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.

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    The Right Substitution is Key by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    10 Jul 2024

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    Lost Boy Found by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, dc x dp - Fandom, DP x DC - Fandom  

    18 Oct 2025

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    Continuation of this

    Vlad thought his son, Jason, was dead, killed in Ethiopia. Little did he know that he had returned, and Danny was about to find out...Now, how is the young half ghost going to break this news to the Fruitloop?

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