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    lifeless things (nothing beside remains) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Dec 2025

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    “Am I dead?” he asked, because he should be dead. He should be at the bottom of that lake, drowning under the bodies of decomposing inferi, but—

    “Calm down, Black, you only fell off your broom."

    —instead he was two years in the past. Alive. And with a whole new mess to deal with.

    or; its back to time travel, baby!

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    salmon ❤️ love by

    Fandom: うらみちお兄さん | Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan (Anime), うらみちお兄さん | Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan (Manga)

    30 Dec 2024

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    This is a two-part series for now...but a lengthy part 3 is coming in 2026!

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    20 Dec 2025

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    100% Love Gauge by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    14 Dec 2025

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    Till considered himself an average teenager. So what if his dad declared him a failure, his teachers labeled him "a handful," and his sparse friends called him... well, "an acquired taste"? Till floated through life wholly unconcerned by anyone else's opinion.

    Until, one bizarre morning, everything changed.

    Waking up, Till discovered vibrant, digital-looking numbers hovering like halos above everyone's heads. Disorienting? Absolutely. But the real shocker was the number crowning Ivan—his infuriatingly perfect frenemy.

    It shimmered an impossible 100%. And it was...pink?

    What were these numbers? Why was he cursed (or blessed?) with seeing them? And seriously—why was Ivan's at maximum capacity?!

    . 　⁺ 　 . . 　⁺ 　 .

    Ivan, meanwhile, was fascinated. Why was the boy he'd quietly watched for years suddenly avoiding his gaze?

     

    And was Till actually... blushing?

     

    Not that Ivan was complaining, of course.

    ____

    Or: The one where Till suddenly became aware of everyone’s affections—including his own.

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    Now Loading Heaven.exe by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    14 Dec 2025

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    Vox has created a perfect, idealistic life for himself with Alastor. He has a loving husband, a beautiful house in a quiet neighborhood, and a promising career as the local car dealership’s top salesman.

    It’s everything he’s ever wanted. His own personal paradise, his heaven.

    But none of it’s real. It’s all lies, hosted within a virtual reality simulation, and Vox refuses to come out, even at the risk of his own life.

    Back in the real world, Velvette and Valentino are at their wits end trying to figure out a way to get Vox out of that damn VR machine. Eventually, Velvette realizes that Alastor is the only one who can reach Vox inside the VR terminal.

    Reluctantly offering his assistance in exchange for future favors, Alastor agrees to help get Vox out.

    Little does he know, he’s in for one wild ride.

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    Ivan's A Fucking Freak by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    24 Oct 2025

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    “Okay,” he said slowly, “do you... have some kind of hand kink?”

    Ivan’s face didn’t flinch. His grin just grew. “Would it matter if I did?”

    Till stared.

    Ivan’s thoughts were a tangled spiral of reverent filth and ritualistic craving.

     

     

    Bet they’d look good wrapped around my throat.
    Or gripping my hair.
    Or curled against my chest while he sleeps.
    I’d ruin anyone who tried to touch them but me.
    He’d like it if I told him. I could make him like it.

     

     

    **OR
    Till wakes up with a headache and a horrible, horrible new ability: he can read minds.

    Unfortunately, one of the first ones he hears is Ivan’s.

    Even more unfortunately, Ivan is completely obsessed with him.

    Capital O Obsessed.

    Even worse than that? He’s good at hiding it.

    Or he was, until now.

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    17 Nov 2025

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