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    Another tale of sleeplessness from Ankh-Morpork. In which the Patrician would rather catch fire than catch feelings, Vimes is for some reason very angry about this, Sybil has had enough of all this nonsense and everyone spends a lot of time in the garden.

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    Don Pedro proposes, Beatrice accepts, and Benedick never saw it coming.

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    10 Sep 2023

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    How the ex-demon ‘not even at gunpoint’ Crowley became a bookseller, accidentally started an atheist movement in Soho and stopped the Second Coming with an apple.

    {He also spent a lot of time hanging with the Almighty - he was as surprised as you are.}

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    27 Aug 2023

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    24 Aug 2023

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    Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

    (He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

    Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

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    22 Aug 2023