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There are no wolves left in Ireland by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Derry Girls (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Orla raises her hand higher. “I’ve been possessed.”
Erin rolls her eyes. “No, she hasn’t, Sister Michael. Orla was iron deficient last year- she got a swimmy feeling in her head every time she stood up and she thought that was demons.”
“It was demons.” says Orla, evenly.
“Oh, and iron tablets made the demons go away, did they?”
Her cousin shrugs and thumbs the side of her nose. “Well, I felt better after I took ‘em, didn’t I?”
Another Derry, another time, same old Pennywise. Armed with friendship, faith, an encyclopaedic knowledge of Catholic heresy and a pitchfork one of them got out of the garden shed, the Derry girls do battle with a clown who really should have known better than to try this shit in Northern Ireland.
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Before a certain lady detective ever met a certain nameless thief, before a certain mayor ever set a robot plague upon a certain Martian city, there were others being gay and doing crimes in space. Jet; a torn between the cool uncle he is on the inside and the ruthless, blood-thirsty, property-damaging intergalatic criminal with a wicked drug dependency he is on the outside. Buddy; the victim of his most recent bout of impulsive destruction.
To compensate for what Jet has done to Buddy's reputation, Buddy recruits Jet for a singularly difficult task: either he kills her father, a notorious prison baron and jackass, or Buddy kills Jet and displays his remains over the counter of her bar next to the mechanical trout that sings 'Sweet Caroline'.Nothing goes as planned, least of all the beautiful friendship that blooms out of this unlikely alleigiance.
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Ambrosia and snake oil are sold by the same vendor by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
07 Aug 2020
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“Twirl for me, Juno.”
“I’ll do it if you close your eyes.”
Nureyev takes his hand and makes Juno twirl. The rainbow skirts of a summer dress flare, a yellow cardigan snapping about him, his gold sandals flashing. The effect is of a rainbow octopus flashing its warning colours on the end of Nureyev’s arm.
Nureyev catches Juno by the waist “You look splendid.”
“I look like I run a mommy-blog.”
“I think that’s the point, Juno.”
Juno Steel is a lot of things. A happy home-maker ain't one of them, but hey, how hard can it be to play nice for a bit, especially if it means uncovering a source of the cure-mother? Except it's not that simple because nothing ever is in Juno's life. Suddenly he and his family are poised on the verge of an intergalactic conspiracy that pits Juno against old friends and enemies, while the fate of a dying species hangs in the balance.
Also some furby nightmare fell out of the vents and Vespa won't let them put it back to the woods.