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    The avengers use movies and dance parties to deal with their problems. This probably will end up being Darcy centric because there is not enough Bruce/Darcy fic.

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    Bruce, Clint, and Phil are three very different people but they make it work, make each other better.

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    It takes Robert one evening to fall for the New Guy, and the better part of two years to figure out... everything else.

    (For people who find themselves tempted by this fic, but aren't familiar with the game -- might I offer you a ddads primer that will give you all the background you need for it.)

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    28 Feb 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Bruce Banner is a generally mild-mannered reference librarian at Malibu Public Library, but he loses his cool when local billionaire philanthropist Tony Stark proposes revitalizing the library's technology, at the cost of its collection of print books. Bruce tries his best to persuade Tony to preserve the library, but accidentally ends up dating him. Despite moral support from his friends and coworkers Darcy, Jane, and Natasha, Bruce isn't quite sure if he's cut out to share his life with Tony Stark on either a personal or professional level.

    Will children's librarian Thor's malevolent brother Loki ruin the summer reading club? Will the paparazzi ever leave Bruce and Tony alone--and more importantly, will Bruce and Tony ever see eye to eye on the subject of e-readers? And when is everyone going to stop asking Bruce for Fifty Shades of Grey?

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    16 Dec 2019

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    25 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    The Fab 5 head to New York for a very special episode. It's not every day they get to make over a literal superhero, but somebody has got to help out Bruce Banner.

    In which Bruce begins to learn about self-care, Tony threatens Bruce's tenuous grasp on work-life balance, Jonathan thirsts for Thor, and the whole gang gives Bruce a hug.

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    26 Mar 2019

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    Bucky eats another spoonful of oatmeal and sets down the bowl. Then he drops his whole body into the beat. All his joints loose, just swaying and throwing himself to the pulse from the speakers.

    …okay.

    “How— how are you feeling?”

    Bucky stills his upper body. Knees bouncing easy, head bobbing. He holds Steve’s eyes. Is that— a nod? Or—?

    Probably a nod. Continue like this is normal, “You seem like you’re feeling a lot more— energetic? That’s good.”

    Steve nods and finds himself idiotically matching Bucky and nodding to the beat. He jolts to still his head.

    “Okay, well.”

    The song has been strangely mellow for a while and suddenly the beat drops in, hard and twice as fast. Bucky drops with it, slamming his head back and forth to the throbbing sound. Too fast, hair a tangled blur.

    Steve stares. Speechless. He wills himself not flee the room with every ounce of conviction he has and soaks in the most exquisite embarrassment he has ever known.

    - - - - - - -

    In which Bucky finds himself through breakdancing and Steve can. not. deal. with. it.

    Steve gets a lap dance at the end. I think that is maybe all you need to know?

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    11 Feb 2019