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“We had to make out for diplomacy.”
That’s the story Keith is sticking with, anyway.
It was supposed to be a simple diplomatic mission. Smile, shake hands, don’t start an intergalactic incident—easy. But then Keith panicked, Lance is somehow fake dating him, and now they’re the Queen’s new favorite couple with VIP seating at a royal matchmaking ball.
The court is watching. The Galra are watching. Their own team is watching (and wheezing through the comms). And somewhere in the middle of all this, Keith is realizing that fake dating gets really complicated when it stops feeling fake.
There is no plan. There is no way out. And worst of all? Keith doesn’t think he wants one.Bookmarked by Ceepybep
13 Dec 2025
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Keith stared into the neon purple concoction and wondered if it would be his death sentence.
“Shiro,” he said out of the corner of his mouth. “I can’t drink this.”
“Why?” Shiro asked through his smile.
Keith glanced over to where Lance was asking if any of the Xaligas had heard of bendy straws. The aliens, as per usual, were enchanted by him.
“Because,” Keith’s teeth were locked shut to keep from chattering. “It might cause an intergalactic incident.”
Shiro’s eyes widened ever so slightly. “That’s a good reason.”When the gang is served a truth serum by an untrusting group of aliens, Keith is forced to reveal a rather inconvenient secret. This is bothersome, considering half of the galaxy is in love with Lance.
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11 Dec 2025
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“It’s been two years since I’ve seen you,” Keith murmurs, eyes like a pool of stars. “I’m gonna kiss you until you pass out.”
And Lance’s brain is on autopilot because holy fuck he cannot believe this is happening, that Keith Kogane is planning on making him so dizzy from kisses—he’ll probably spontaneously combust. So, with everything running a mile a minute, his automatic response is to be snarky, “That’s great, but what about Loto—?”
“Don’t care. Give me your mouth.”
So much for that!
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11 Dec 2025
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Lance gets a small bout of amnesia after a mission. This is understandably stressful. Keith… Accidentally makes a mess of the situation. At least Lance is pleased to wake up and find out he has a hot boyfriend.
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Lance thinks that he's dating Keith after losing his memory and Keith is too awkward to correct the situation.
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11 Dec 2025
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Would You Like Fries With That? by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 Jan 2017
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“Hello, welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?”
And that’s about when it all comes crashing down on him, and like a tidal wave of terrible, Lance realizes, on an emotional level, how truly awful his day was. For no good reason at all other than here’s a human voice – steeped in apathy perhaps, but not overtly antagonistic – and literally all he wants is a little human comfort… he starts sobbing in the Burger King drive-thru.Keith is a junior in high school just trying to get through working the midnight shift at Burger King when Lance staggers into his life. The course of true love is a freaking disaster.
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11 Dec 2025