CertifiedDumbass
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one more chance, I will make us whole again by CertifiedDumbass
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
28 Apr 2025
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A planet, a broken family, and a promise.
Sana has watched countless planets crumble and erased from existence, defying the order between Nature and Civilization in futility, facing discouragement from even her friends.
But even so, she does not give up. She believes that, one day, the Council will be whole again.
Inspired by @namelessakikaze and @bvdizu (yes, neah aka @faumeii) on Twitter:
https://x.com/namelessakikaze/status/1583726232767979521
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Whether in real life or in Wonderland, they both have to run.
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- Part 4 of Celebration of the Eternal Nightmare
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The lonely red soul is beloved by no one. "I don't deserve anything", she thinks to herself.
The lonely red soul wants to destroy everything.
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the storm will continue to roar by CertifiedDumbass
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2024
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Hoolay's fragments still persists inside Feixiao's mind, fifty years after his defeat. Now, she gives her answer one last time.
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goodbye to a dragon by CertifiedDumbass
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
08 Sep 2024
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Nanashi Mumei had a friend once. A Lunar Sky Dragon.
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Celebration of the Eternal Nightmare by CertifiedDumbass
Fandom 에픽세븐 | Epic Seven (Video Game)
27 Mar 2025
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The shroud of nightmares will soon swallow Reingar again. Adin and Taeyou, two heroes from the East, will soon be pulled into the worst battle in the history of the mechanical country.
Based on the 5th anniversary event.
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yuri but it's other yuri by CertifiedDumbass
Fandom Blue Archive (Video Game), Corpse Party (Video Game), Counter:Side (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2023
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"I have connected the dots"
"you didn't connect shit"
"I've connected them"
- yuri edition
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A Bladderwort in Bloom by noIQmoment
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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Utricularia gibba: A small aquatic plant with pleasant-looking yellow flowers, commonly known as the Humped Bladderwort. Relatively unassuming in appearance. Few would suspect that it is carnivorous, standing amongst the ranks of the far more intimidating pitcher plants and Venus fly traps, capable of suctioning insects into its clutches at over 4m/s.
Nishino Flower has a problem. A mint-coloured, cat-coded, Umamusume-shaped problem. Ever since that fateful afternoon, it's been stuck in her head, haunting her every waking moment. Luckily, if there is one thing Nishino Flower is good at (leaving aside how limiting her to one thing is a gross undervaluation of her talents), it is studying and learning - although, this time, her sources may not be as reliable as usual.
One thing's for sure though: Seiun Sky has no idea what's about to hit her.
Bookmarked by CertifiedDumbass
22 May 2026
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The Creation of an Umamusume by noiku
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
09 Aug 2026
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Agnes Tachyon's trainer was almost as manic as her. His insane recovery plan allowed her to race with everyone again, after all.
One day, pondering her trainers peculiarities, Agnes Tachyon deciphers her trainer's deepest desire.
She moves to make it a reality.
From this new reality, Agnes Marie is born.
How will she run?
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03 Dec 2025
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Trainer's Derby by Maz_of_Sol, WisteriaVT
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
22 Jul 2026
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Misao Seki is tired.
He's found more success than he thought as a trainer of Uma Musume, even if he often feels like his role is auxiliary to the success found on the racecourse.
He's happy though, at least that's what he's been telling himself.
To help his trainees succeed is the goal, but one that will guarantee they leave him behind.
But after asking the three goddesses for inspiration he finds himself caught by their whims.
Will he be able to adapt to the unexpected changes that come with their encouragement?Bookmarked by CertifiedDumbass
03 Dec 2025
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The 4 years I loved you most. by yolyoola
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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It began with rivalry, all sharp edges and childish banter. It twisted into glances too long, touches too fleeting, words too heavy to speak. One chased glory abroad, the other stayed behind, and between them stretched an ocean of pride, silence, and years they could never reclaim. She became a champion, then a patient, then a memory. And still, even in distance, in illness, in death itself.
Yet Scarlet never stopped waiting, and Vodka never stopped reaching.
Because some bonds are louder than love, messier than rivalry, and longer than life.
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- Part 1 of The 4 years Scarlet loved Vodka most.
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02 Oct 2025
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An Idol's Awakening by Arccaea, TheGreatWave74
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
03 May 2024
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Ruby manages to snag her first big time role as a budding actress. What she didn't realize, however, was that the role she signed up for was a steamy lesbian romance, and that her co-star just so happens to be one of the gayest women alive.
TL;DR - Ruby practices kissing girls for her latest role and comes to discover she's bisexual in the best way possible.
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- Part 40 of Ultimate Lifeguard Chronicles
Bookmarked by CertifiedDumbass
15 Aug 2024