CertifiedMalewife
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The art of blasphemy and the guilt of desire by CertifiedMalewife, falseflowers
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Apr 2024
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Blasphemy. Fyodor thinks of blasphemy—a fascinating sin. A sin of one's own free will. Fyodor himself made it a point to follow each word of scripture to the letter, to never stray from the path of God, deny temptation.
But he is tempted. Defy and test blasphemy. To sin of his own free will.
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He loved April Fools–especially so, since it fell on the same day as his birthday. The only unfortunate part was that everyone seemed to avoid him on this day every year. Sure, Nikolai enjoyed a good prank, but was celebrating with friends too much to ask for?
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Morning fear with a side of toast by CertifiedMalewife
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Feb 2024
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Chuuya Nakahara was scared of many things. He was scared of betrayal, scared of being controlled, scared of the god that would whisper terrible things into his ear.
But Chuuya was strong. He would never admit to a single soul that he was scared. He would never tell anyone about the nights he cried over losing the Flags, or the times he was too afraid to pick up a knife knowing exactly what Arahabaki would tell him to do with it..
Strong boys weren’t scared. That’s what he had learned -
Dreams of a better tomorrow (The dreams of a fool) by CertifiedMalewife
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Jan 2024
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Akutagawa was on high alert, constantly believing that anyone who got even remotely close to his person could and would harm him– but the only person who meant him harm was walking right next to him.
The one guiding him to safety would be the very one to rip that safety away.
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Chuuya Nakahara should not be able to dream.
Chuuya Nakahara never wants to sleep again.
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Jane and Cho have fairly unsuccessful phonesex.
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29 May 2026
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The best fucking thing I've read in my entire life
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It was unmooring, unnerving to be without his sight but there were some benefits.
Set during S1E16
During Patrick losing his vision.Series
- Part 4 of Through the Series Jane/Cho
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29 May 2026
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First anything with Jane being blind to NOT stress me out . Safety .
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Grace spills tea and sees silliness.
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29 May 2026
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Jane half learns a lesson about self protection.
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29 May 2026
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Wherein:
Ragnvaldr gets robbed by Cahara after leaving the prison. Instead of randomly stumbling across him later, Ragnvaldr decides to pursue the pickpocket to retrieve his stolen loot. Upon finding Cahara, however, Ragnvaldr has a tough decision to make...Bookmarked by CertifiedMalewife
11 May 2026