5 Works by Certified_Garbage
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Back to reality and what you're about (Your son can't smile 'cause you knocked his teeth out) by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics)
04 Mar 2026
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(Set in 2005) If there's anything you can say about Shermy, it's that he's boring. Dull, unimpressive, easily fading into the background, hell, he barely even counts as one of the friend group, he just happens to live in the same neighborhood and be in the same classes as the other kids. But not everything is as it seems, and Charlie Brown soon begins to ask questions as he attempts to befriend Shermy. Sooner or later, however, he'll learn that some things are best left in the dark.
(Title paraphrases a lyric from Insane Clown Posse's song Halls Of Illusions)
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- Part 3 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
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There's nothing wrong with Lucy Van Pelt...right?
(Sequel to Hard To Let Go)
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- Part 2 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
- Language:
- English
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- 420
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 41
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(Based off Hard To let Go by Krayzie Bone)
After the events of Sewer or Later (which I'm gonna link, it's the time Lucy threw Schroeder's piano into the sewer), Schroeder got sick. Hospital sick. He got better, but he was never really the same after. The thing is, nobody really knows how deep the damage runs.
Sewer or Later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFwTvKw6kw
(I hope this is okay, I only recently joined the Peanuts fandom and this is potentially complete shit. I implore people to give me feedback on it or just let me know what y'all think, I live off feedback and I'm so nervous)
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- Part 1 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
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The Boy in the Red Beret by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
10 Aug 2024
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Would you believe me if I told you that I've got flaws? by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
11 Sep 2023
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(Yes, I did in fact use an Anson Seabra lyric as a title. Don't judge me.)
Lady's magic wasn't designed for flaws. It was meant for...well, it really depends who you ask. She's never really confirmed why she blessed the engines with sentience. The thing that everyone does know, however, is that physical hindrances aren't supposed to happen. Engines with bad eyes or speech impediments are considered abominations, failures, never capable of being really useful.
So why did one manage to slip by?
- Language:
- English
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- 242
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 92