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Back to reality and what you're about (Your son can't smile 'cause you knocked his teeth out) by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics)
04 Mar 2026
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(Set in 2005) If there's anything you can say about Shermy, it's that he's boring. Dull, unimpressive, easily fading into the background, hell, he barely even counts as one of the friend group, he just happens to live in the same neighborhood and be in the same classes as the other kids. But not everything is as it seems, and Charlie Brown soon begins to ask questions as he attempts to befriend Shermy. Sooner or later, however, he'll learn that some things are best left in the dark.
(Title paraphrases a lyric from Insane Clown Posse's song Halls Of Illusions)
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- Part 3 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
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There's nothing wrong with Lucy Van Pelt...right?
(Sequel to Hard To Let Go)
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- Part 2 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 420
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 41
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(Based off Hard To let Go by Krayzie Bone)
After the events of Sewer or Later (which I'm gonna link, it's the time Lucy threw Schroeder's piano into the sewer), Schroeder got sick. Hospital sick. He got better, but he was never really the same after. The thing is, nobody really knows how deep the damage runs.
Sewer or Later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFwTvKw6kw
(I hope this is okay, I only recently joined the Peanuts fandom and this is potentially complete shit. I implore people to give me feedback on it or just let me know what y'all think, I live off feedback and I'm so nervous)
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- Part 1 of Garbage ruins Peanuts
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The Boy in the Red Beret by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
10 Aug 2024
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Would you believe me if I told you that I've got flaws? by Certified_Garbage
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
11 Sep 2023
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(Yes, I did in fact use an Anson Seabra lyric as a title. Don't judge me.)
Lady's magic wasn't designed for flaws. It was meant for...well, it really depends who you ask. She's never really confirmed why she blessed the engines with sentience. The thing that everyone does know, however, is that physical hindrances aren't supposed to happen. Engines with bad eyes or speech impediments are considered abominations, failures, never capable of being really useful.
So why did one manage to slip by?
- Language:
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- Words:
- 242
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 92
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Dorky, angsty teenage Peanuts AU set in the 90s-00s, mostly centers around the fic Back To Reality (and what you're about (Your son can't smile 'cause you knocked his teeth out) with a few oneshots showing the gang's life before the fic's events
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- 4,392
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Shermie definitely didn’t sniffle because he was crying. He only sniffled a little because it was cold and he was wet from the walk in the rain, not because he was sad and scared and alone. Shermie didn’t cry. He steadied his voice to hide the shake in it and said “Um, Ma’s ok. She gave me your number.”
“Oh.” The voice paused. “What’s- uh, what’s up?”
“Um.” Shermie gulped. “I need- some help.”
“What is it?”
“Pa.” He took a deep breath. “Pa kicked me out.”
The voice didn’t speak for a minute. When it did again, it shouted “What the fuck?”
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Or, nine year old Shermie Pines and his brother take a difficult road trip.
(Or, Logic's take on the Milk Carton AU)
(Title from "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel)Bookmarked by Certified_Garbage
14 May 2026
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The Memoirs of The Snork by SicaTi
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
02 Feb 2020
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After spending most of his days in the Orphanage, Snork's life enters someone that is about to teach him responsibility and how to care for another person. Something he never had to do before. In the return, he gets something he never had - love and a family member.
Bookmarked by Certified_Garbage
13 May 2026
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Not Dancing by HellsLittleLiar
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
17 Feb 2020
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Snork meets a handsome, mysterious stranger at a party.
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- Part 4 of Rare Pairs
Bookmarked by Certified_Garbage
13 May 2026
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Failure is Explosive by Lady_Phenyx
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
02 Oct 2019
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Snork's had a variety of catastrophes happen to his flying ship over the years. This is the first time someone's been hurt in one of them.
Whumptober Day 2: Explosion
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2019
Bookmarked by Certified_Garbage
13 May 2026
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Just a Disagreement Among Siblings by DragonDetective
Fandoms: Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019), Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
10 Jun 2019
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Snork comes to check on his sister at Moominhouse, but finds himself spending the night.
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13 May 2026