Paraprosdokia (ChangeableConsistency)
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No Consequences, No Hangovers by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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When Bucky's done explaining the time loop, there's a beat of silence before Tony asks, "Did you check the lottery numbers?"
Sam snorts. "Right, because what you need is more money. Hey, you two better not spoil the Mets score."
"Tell all future versions of me you encounter that we're in a competition to see who can avoid getting bitten by the rat," says Natasha.
Clint wonders if maybe the team has gotten a little too blasé about bizarre magical shit.
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20 Oct 2025
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Sometimes Clint needs his partners to help him escape his own denial of what he has.
Bookmarked by Paraprosdokia (ChangeableConsistency)
02 Apr 2022
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So good. So very good.
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r/relationships: Boss’s nemesis keeps helping me out, and it’s making things awkward by graveExcitement for Elsin
Fandoms: Original Work
11 Nov 2021
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My (23M) boss (28M) has a workplace nemesis (mid to late 20s?M) who is, in a lot of ways, an asshole. Like, my boss is definitely in the right on any conflict between them. Even when the asshole isn’t actively causing problems, he’s a constant nuisance and a thorn in my boss’ side. I’m loyal to my boss (let’s call him Jake), and I also have to help clean up the mess the asshole (we’ll call him Sebastian) leaves in his wake. So, obviously, Sebastian is pretty high on my shit list.
The only issue is that Sebastian keeps… helping me?
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Bookmarked by Paraprosdokia (ChangeableConsistency)
20 Dec 2021
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This is soooo good. Absolutely at the top of my recc list.
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"Am I cancelled?" David asked. He didn't know exactly what it meant to be cancelled, but it seemed like the sort of thing that would come with a lot of notifications.
There was an ugly snort on the other side of the phone. "No, Dad, kinda the opposite," Nicole said patiently. "Jonathan Vane said you were his favorite artist!"
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- Part 1 of Sassysnowperson's Original Works
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Bookmarked by Paraprosdokia (ChangeableConsistency)
23 Apr 2021
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I can’t recommend this highly enough.
I will be rereading and rereading it over and over for years to come, it’s going into my box of ‘rainy day I need to happy cry and feel better’ fics
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It only takes Fury another five days or so to work up his nerve, and Clint is proud of him. He's even more proud of Phil for quietly ordering a pair of leather pants with a convenient ass-zipper. They're more than a little silly, but if Fury is going to start taking his rightful place as the center of attention every once in a while, he's going to need them.
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- Part 10 of Watching