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• Slytherins Golden Boy (Dumbledick's Headache) by Choild for Foofigi, clarabow22

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  05 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Harry Potter
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Fred Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Percy Weasley
  • Cormac McLaggen
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Gregory Goyle
  • Daphne Greengrass
  • Millicent Bulstrode
  • Marcus Flint
  • Cassius Warrington
  • Theodore Nott
  • Hogwarts Students
  • Hogwarts Staff
  • Hogwarts Ghosts
  • Hogwarts Express (Harry Potter)
  • Slytherin Harry Potter
  • Slytherin Fred Weasley & George Weasley
  • Canon Rewrite
  • Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
  • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
  • Manipulative Albus Dumbledore
  • Ron Weasley Bashing
  • Hermione Granger Bashing
  • Molly Weasley Bashing
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Work In Progress
  • Slytherin Politics
  • Harry Potter is Heir to Multiple Noble Houses
  • The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
  • Heir of Slytherin
  • Goblins & Goblin Culture (Harry Potter)
  • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
  • Good Severus Snape
  • Writer's Block
  • My First AO3 Post
  • House Elves
  • Don't support JK.Rowling
  • should be revising
  • ao3 gremlin
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Blood and Injury
  • Blood and Violence
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Angst
  • Child Abuse

  Summary

  Harry Potter was supposed to be the Gryffindor Golden Boy, perfect for Dumbledore's plans. Instead, a chance encounter at Gringotts sends the old goat's plans unravelling without him ever realising.
  Now Harry has to navigate house politics, learn all he can about heirs and lordships and keep one step ahead of Dumbledore. Add to that a reluctant protector with mixed feelings about the child entrusted to him. Well, Harry had said he'd do anything to be away from the Dursleys.
  Slytherin's problem child and the Philosopher's Stone.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Scarred Snake

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,209

  Chapters:

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