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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “What’s the breed?” Crowley hears himself ask.

    “Ahm,” the owner sounds as if caught in something illegal. “I’m actually not sure how to answer that.”

    “Large, medium or small?”

    “Oh, large!” the relieved voice comes bearing a smile.

    “Longhaired or shorthaired?”

    “Long, I should think.”

    “Basic care or styling cut?”

    “Basic,” the enthusiastic voice replies, sounding as if he was on a guessing game and hoping for a lucky win.

    This guy knows shit about grooming, so Crowley ends the transaction mercifully, “Be here at six, sharp.”

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    30 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lonely and listless, Crowley has been wandering the Earth with no contact from Aziraphale for centuries. He is assigned an unusual job by his superiors, tasked with visiting the dwelling of a local holy man which lies in the fringes of a remote desert village. This man accepts one guest - an unbeliever, perhaps, or someone down on their luck - per night into his hut for rituals of private worship. Crowley has been ordered to put a stop to these rituals, which encourage even society's most rejected and unconventional individuals to invite the love of God into their lives, by any means necessary... even if that means smiting the holy man where he stands.

    Under cover of darkness and the anonymity he is afforded by his glasses, Crowley arrives at the hut posing as a human infidel… and finds that the wise man’s methods are far more intimate than he first suspected. Immersing himself in the ritual might just be enough to forget about the angel he’s missing… until he realises that the man behind it is alarmingly angelic himself.

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Demons secretly live alongside humans, creating chaos and corrupting humans. Crowley, a fallen angel turned demon, prefers studying and admiring humanity.

    He enchanted an antique armchair as a surveillance anchor. Aziraphale, a kind bookshop owner, buys this intriguing chair at a thrift shop. Crowley secretly watches Aziraphale and witnesses a very private moment. Crowley breaks his protocols to apologize and reveals himself. Instead of fear, Aziraphale greets him with curiosity and warmth.

    Having been alone for far too long, they quickly bond and begin an intense romantic and sexual relationship. Crowley is fearful of Hell's reaction to Aziraphale being human and their possible retaliation. The prospect of Aziraphale's mortality also haunts him. His new mission is to find a way for them to be together forever.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    "Happy Christmas, etc. etc."

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    By the time the credits rolled, Aziraphale was sincerely regretting—with his few remaining brain cells—wearing beige trousers.

    Aziraphale is a failure at one-night stands, but he finds he doesn't mind.

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    13 Dec 2025