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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by Cloudspli77er
02 Jun 2025
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MultiSaku Advent Calendars by al_holland, Binkerbell, Deijinn, fallen__alien, FM_White, Goldfishlover73, Heartensoul, kakashisgf, kayparker20, lightweaver, lilyoftheshadow, LindtLuirae, MomoScribe, Mrssakurahatake, mummapaintstheblues, Petrikore, rosebrided, sonorous_cicada, thechaoscryptid, TheNightBeauty, TipsyRaconteur, z3lha
Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2023
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03 Jan 2025
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The cook is a shameless flirt - Zoro didn't realize that Sanji never does anything more. Now that he's paying attention, it's obvious the cook isn't getting the kind of attention he needs.
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In which Zoro starts some shit, and Sanji finishes it.
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“I am not a pretty thing,” Zoro tells him, scratching at her freshly shaved neck. Uneven strands of green hair, just long enough to barely brush the tips of her eyebrows, flop wet and graceless into her face as she turns to scowl at him. “And even if I were a pretty thing,” she adds, “I wouldn’t be yours. I wouldn’t be anyone’s, Cook.”
Roronoa Zoro swore an oath that she would become nothing less than the greatest. The fact that she is a woman changes nothing.