ConjurerOfCheapTricks



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    “What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”

    Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”

    “I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”

    “Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”

    [In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]

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    “The Wolf is fast but can he outrun the Dread Inquisitor?”
     
    He has been called many things: Wisdom, Pride, Fen'Harel. To save his People Solas must face his most difficult task yet. Outsmarting Inquisitor Lavellan.

    He says he loves The Game? Then she shall play it. Perhaps better than he ever expected.

    Pre and Post-Trespasser Fic
    (Note: Skyrim is introduced later in the work)

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    Belathen Lavellan, primary Hunter of her clan, finds herself unexpectedly in charge of the infant Inquisition and simultaneously falling for two people who couldn't be any more different... or unattainable. But fate is a strange thing, and love laughs at what we think we know- even about ourselves.

    (This is what happens when you try a short challenge request and it spurs a what-if. No longer going. Very much done. Spoilers from Inquisition.)

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    A desperate knock on the door woke her up in the middle of the night and the healer from Redcliffe was almost sure that her friend Varric was the one crying her name outside. The dwarf had turned her life upside down every time he appeared, and she had the feeling that this time wouldn't be different at all. When she opened, an elven apostate, a Seeker from the Chantry and a critically injured warrior with a strange magic mark on his hand were waiting behind his friend.

    Saving Glenn Trevelyan's life was Alyna's first mission for the Inquisition, although she was not aware of the consequences that their accidental encounter and her next decisions would mean for Theda's fate.

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    Rhynn, an experienced dimension-hopper, finds herself somewhere terribly familiar.

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    "You're wondering how much I know," she states, looking up to see him regarding her warily, hands clasped around his staff. "Let me make this quick, then. Yes, I know you're the Dread Wolf. Yes, I know you gave your orb to Corypheus. No, I don't plan on telling anyone what I know."

    "Do you have plans to hinder me in my task?" His voice is deadly soft.

    "No."

    She feels the skepticism rolling off him in waves and can practically hear his thoughts. There's no apparent reason for this strange human to keep his secrets, so how can he trust that she will? She's a liability, a possible obstacle in his quest to restore the elves. Thousands of his people versus only one non-magical human. Her back is to him, vulnerable, and she knows he must be considering it. She certainly would, were their positions reversed.

    Rhynn hears him shift, feet widening their stance.

    "Try it," she dares. She stands and whips around, bringing her face close to his in an attempt to intimidate. "But you're still weak, Fen'Harel," she adds, noting his surprise. "Are you sure you'd win?"

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