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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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23 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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19 Sep 2025
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centimeter-increments by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 May 2022
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With one-minded pursuit, Kim Seokjin: stabs Jimin’s door code in, kicks his sandals off in the foyer, rushes into the common room, and—as soon as he catches sight of yellow-blonde poking up over the back of the couch—blurts, “We had sex.”
Jimin instantly jerks up from where he’s curved up against Yoongi’s side. “What?”
“I think,” Seokjin amends.
“With Namjoonie?” Yoongi doesn’t look conscious, face slack with sleep, a dead arm draped around Jimin’s middle.
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Seokjin's sexuality did not progress systematically like ticks on a wall that rose in centimeter-increments; it’d been shaken and dumped out of a plastic container like Yoongi-rocks.
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26 Sep 2022
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So? That's a good thing, right?namjoon
in which universe is having a boner in the middle of a meeting a GOOD THINGBookmarked by ConsultingPizza
09 Jun 2022
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Department president and all-around student leader Kim Seokjin gets paired with star athlete Jeon Jungkook for the most important project of their third year in university as communication majors: to produce weekly vlogs showcasing their daily lives.
Forced to work and spend time together, will something more develop between two opposites whose only similarity is their hatred towards each other?
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31 May 2022