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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Hajime is dating an idiot who forgets to tell people about his twin sister. But like. A considerate idiot. Who steals his sister's phone to set her up on a date.

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    07 Dec 2022

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    He’s so funny

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    A super fluffy bit about Iwaizumi and Oikawa going to the Shiratorizawa and Karasuno match (completely inspired by their 26 seconds in episode 5)

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    07 Dec 2022

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    And then they go home and iwa softly kisses oikawas back and whispers affirmations in his ear abt how it was not his fault they lost as he puts some brisk thing on his back irl what it’s callss

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Oikawa and Iwaizumi go on a date and some... unexpected (to say the least) people just so happen to show up.

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    07 Dec 2022

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    When they were finally (finally) done eating and they were on their way out, Iwaizumi braced himself for the worst when Oikawa stopped at Kageyama’s table. They didn’t do anything at first, just stared at each other.

    “Does he make you happy?” Oikawa asked abruptly. Kageyama nodded in confusion. “Good,” he said decisively, ruffling his hair before moving on to Hinata’s side of the table. He leaned over, placing his hand on Hinata’s shoulder, and spoke so quietly Iwaizumi could barely hear. “If you hurt him, I will find out, and you will not be happy.”

     

    This is canon I know these things

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    Iwaizumi knows right from the start that the bet is a bad idea. He can feel it. But does anyone listen to him? No. Does anyone else suffer from this bet? Also no.

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    (In which Hanamaki and Oikawa make a bet where Oikawa won't talk for 24 hours and Iwaizumi learns that maybe he knows Oikawa a bit better than he thought he did.)

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    07 Dec 2022

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    “I think we’re gonna need a PDA jar,” Matsukawa says, startling Iwaizumi. He had honestly forgotten about Hanamaki and Matsukawa. “What will the children think?”

     

    WAIT IS RBIS CO. WXTED TO PDA JAR???

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    “Iwa-chan?”
    “What now?”
    “Have you ever, you know, stuck up for me when I wasn’t around?”
    “Don’t be a dumbass.”

     

    Second years Oikawa Tooru and Iwaizumi Hajime sit outside of the coach’s office, waiting to be called in one by one. The fact that they are separated makes Hajime uneasy. What has to be said that can’t be said in front of both of them?

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    07 Dec 2022

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    Iwa so like me