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06 Feb 2023
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oh my god this was such a rollercoaster but its so good holy shit im in love with this now i rlly wanna make a rec list god damn
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09 Jan 2023
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"never met gay people? here we are, take a good long look," tooru said smoothly, looking her dead in they eyes.
HES SO FUNNY
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31 Dec 2022
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“I love you.”
“Silly Iwa-chan. You already know I love you too.”
BABIES
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12 Dec 2022
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AWWWWW
i dont remember this at all girlie why r u awwing
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Hajime is dating an idiot who forgets to tell people about his twin sister. But like. A considerate idiot. Who steals his sister's phone to set her up on a date.
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- Part 5 of Everyone is Soft and Happy
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A super fluffy bit about Iwaizumi and Oikawa going to the Shiratorizawa and Karasuno match (completely inspired by their 26 seconds in episode 5)
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- Part 6 of Everyone is Soft and Happy
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07 Dec 2022
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And then they go home and iwa softly kisses oikawas back and whispers affirmations in his ear abt how it was not his fault they lost as he puts some brisk thing on his back irl what it’s callss
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Oikawa and Iwaizumi go on a date and some... unexpected (to say the least) people just so happen to show up.
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- Part 7 of Everyone is Soft and Happy
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07 Dec 2022
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When they were finally (finally) done eating and they were on their way out, Iwaizumi braced himself for the worst when Oikawa stopped at Kageyama’s table. They didn’t do anything at first, just stared at each other.
“Does he make you happy?” Oikawa asked abruptly. Kageyama nodded in confusion. “Good,” he said decisively, ruffling his hair before moving on to Hinata’s side of the table. He leaned over, placing his hand on Hinata’s shoulder, and spoke so quietly Iwaizumi could barely hear. “If you hurt him, I will find out, and you will not be happy.”
This is canon I know these things
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Iwaizumi knows right from the start that the bet is a bad idea. He can feel it. But does anyone listen to him? No. Does anyone else suffer from this bet? Also no.
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(In which Hanamaki and Oikawa make a bet where Oikawa won't talk for 24 hours and Iwaizumi learns that maybe he knows Oikawa a bit better than he thought he did.)
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- Part 3 of Everyone is Soft and Happy
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07 Dec 2022
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“I think we’re gonna need a PDA jar,” Matsukawa says, startling Iwaizumi. He had honestly forgotten about Hanamaki and Matsukawa. “What will the children think?”
WAIT IS RBIS CO. WXTED TO PDA JAR???
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“Iwa-chan?”
“What now?”
“Have you ever, you know, stuck up for me when I wasn’t around?”
“Don’t be a dumbass.”Second years Oikawa Tooru and Iwaizumi Hajime sit outside of the coach’s office, waiting to be called in one by one. The fact that they are separated makes Hajime uneasy. What has to be said that can’t be said in front of both of them?
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“Makki,” Tooru says, very quietly, “what the hell did you just do?”
Hanamaki shrugs with an innocent smile. “Really, it was Issei,” he replies, and Matsukawa nods with no semblance of guilt on his features. “And relax. Now you can’t complain about never meeting any cute boys, right?”
[or: oikawa orders pizza with the special request "send your cutest delivery boy", and iwaizumi happens to be said delivery boy. cue horrible flirting, oikawa failing at getting iwaizumi’s number, and a terrible cheer squad in the form of matsuhana]
[now in russian! ]
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07 Dec 2022
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“Um.” Iwaizumi steps back, shoving his hands into his pockets and offering the crooked lost-boy grin he’d offered when they first met. “I guess I ruined your plan, huh?”
“To be honest, I’m kind of glad you did,” Tooru says, grinning. “This was going to last another three months.”
“Jesus Christ,” Iwaizumi mutters, though he’s bright red. He looks at Tooru with something in his eyes Tooru can’t quite recognize yet, clicking his tongue against his teeth. “You never told me your pun,” he says.
“Ah,” Tooru says, in a tone which would be bashful if he had any pride left, “you have a pizza my heart.”
“I’m canceling the date,” Iwaizumi says. His smile betrays him. “Bye.”
THE PIZZA PUN IM STEALING THAT
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Oikawa mock-gasps. “Makki! You should know that I was genuinely planning on talking about strategy! I just thought it would be polite to wait for Iwa-chan and Mattsun to get back. But since you brought the topic up”—Hanamaki opens his mouth to protest, but is ignored—“have I told you how amazing Iwa-chan is? Like, he’s just the best boyfriend ever.”
“Wow, I never would’ve guessed what with, you know, how much you’ve been talking about it,” Hanamaki deadpans.
Oikawa waves a hand airily. “Don’t be jealous that my boyfriend is so sweet and romantic.”
Now it’s Hanamaki’s turn to raise eyebrows. “Excuse me, but did you just indirectly drag Issei?"
[in which hanamaki and oikawa get competitive, matsukawa and iwaizumi are good boyfriends, and the rest of seijoh somehow get involved.]
Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
06 Dec 2022
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So of course, Oikawa goes and ruins it.
“This is going to be our last tournament.”
Hanamaki groans and resists the urge to thump his head against the table. “Oikawa, we had a really good atmosphere going on.”
“Shut up, I need to say this,” Oikawa says, without any real heat behind his words. If anything, he sounds a little subdued. “These last three years have been really… something else.”
“Just say they were great and that we’re amazing,” Matsukawa says, trying for a lighter tone, and Oikawa cracks the tiniest smile Hanamaki’s ever seen on him.
“Okay. You guys aren’t so bad.” Oikawa glances at them, before turning back to staring at his ramen. “You’re the greatest team I could have asked for, so. Thank you. And I wanted to let all of you know this early on that no matter how far we manage to go in the tournament, I’m still proud of all of you.”
For a moment no one speaks, letting Oikawa’s words sink in. And then they’re all moving at once, food forgotten as they reach out for their captain and playfully shove his shoulders and slap him on the back of the head. Oikawa makes a small noise of protest, but Hanamaki catches a lingering smile on his lips, and when he looks at Matsukawa and Iwaizumi’s faces he sees the faintest sheen over their eyes.
Hanamaki himself is feeling slightly teary-eyed, and he curses the day he met Oikawa Tooru with a fond smile. He pulls the captain in for a hug, and then Matsukawa and Iwaizumi are following in after him, until they’re just a mess of limbs tangled up by a corner booth of a ramen shop.
Someone sniffles, but no one comments on it.
“Just so you guys know, though,” Oikawa says after a while, voice coming out mumbled since his mouth is pressed against someone’s shoulder, “we’re going to nationals.”
Matsukawa smiles, Iwaizumi rolls his eyes as if to say obviously, and Hanamaki chuckles. He voices out what he knows everyone is thinking, voice coming out just the tiniest bit hoarse, “Of course we are. We’re the greatest team, remember?”
Oikawa chuckles, and then there’s a hand gripping onto Hanamaki’s arm.
“Yeah, we are.”
I hate you so much
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"And you're telling me," Iwaizumi starts once they separate, regain their air, press closer yet, "that I have to pick a favourite?"
Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
06 Dec 2022
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"And you're telling me," Iwaizumi starts once they separate, regain their air, press closer yet, "that I have to pick a favourite?"
Iwa showing affection is what makes me kin him the most
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After Iwaizumi is knocked out by a volleyball to the face, he discovers he can now see what people are thinking.
Alternatively: Iwaizumi can now read minds but he still can’t pick up on Oikawa’s feelings for him.
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Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
05 Dec 2022
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I Like to imagine on the night of their honeymoon after having the wildest sex of their life iwaoi is just laying beside one another and iwa goes “so um, back in Uni I could read minds and I saw u thinking abt having sex with me” and Oikawa goes “WHAT” and then iwa goes “yea I also saw u having hate sex with ushijima” and then tooru starts crhing
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3 times Oikawa’s coffee order is wrong + 1 time it isn’t.
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05 Dec 2022
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THIS IS SO CURE I love crack treated seriously
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Crack. Absolute crack. Picture Oikawa Tooru dancing to Mujeriego in a bar after winning gold at the Olympics against Team Japan as said team fawns and drools over the beautiful man.
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Iwaizumi cannot comprehend how his boyfriend could think he wasn't amazing. He could also not comprehend how this idiot manages to disregard his health and safety so frequently and honestly; he is certain that without him there is no way this idiot wouldn't be dead in a ditch somewhere.
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05 Dec 2022
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THEYRE SO CUTE i love Oikawa Tooru’s (Not Canon) Knee Injury