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The Thing topples ungracefully off his chest and right into his lap-
and it lets out an indignant squeal.
"Wah, what the-"
Hajime knows that voice."...you shrunk," he says. "You fucking shrunk."
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Four truths about Oikawa Tooru:
1) He smiles like everything is his to conquer (Hajime worries that, one day, he will find that this world is too small for him)
2) He always comes home (Hajime worries that, one day, he won’t come home)
3) He wears his boots unlaced (Hajime worries that, one day, he will trip over his own feet and fall)
4) He loves milk, real beds and Hajime (Hajime worries that, one day, he won’t)Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
04 Dec 2022
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Iwaizumi-I know this must be done but I’ll miss you either way-Hajime and Oikawa-I’m sorry it has to be this way and I miss you every time”
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When you're underwater, your first instinct is to hold your breath. Your lungs know they can't get air, so your body forces you to swim; you scramble for the oxygen you desperately need, floundering underneath the waves. If you can't breathe, you'll drown. If you drown, you die.
At least, that's the way it's supposed to be.
In which Oikawa saves Iwaizumi many, many times.
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04 Dec 2022
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HE DIED AND BECAME A MERMAID???? WHAT????
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It smelled like something that came from the sky, or maybe the very center of the earth. It was a perfume that swirled in Hajime's chest and made his mind feel light in his skull. When he came home, boots brown and crudy from playing among the trees, he asked his mother about it.
She turned to look down at him, lips parting. "When you smell that," she said, sinking to her knees, "come home, okay?"
Hajime wrung his hands in front of him, "Okay."
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04 Dec 2022
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EAT HIS HEART??? LIKE LITERALLY OR METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING
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Pulcinella falls ill. Dottore doesn't take it well, as it reminds him of a certain someone.
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- Part 2 of Babytorre AU
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04 Dec 2022
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Dottore worrying for sick pantalone is my fav thing ever
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You’ve Got My Whole World in Your Hands by Shiggy_Chan
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Oct 2022
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pantalone sometimes gets a little too deep in his head and the past.
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Pantalone walked into the doctors lab one day to ask him about a certain situation that arose in Mondstadt, only to be greeted with a very surprising site. Why was there a small sumeru child in the doctor’s lab running around freely?
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the only thing that matters (is you) by softletters
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Oct 2022
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Dottore wakes up after a nightmare and Pantalone is there to comfort him.
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04 Dec 2022
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Omg okay okay the last line just triggered the little hamster in my brain omg OKAH let’s to do this
Okay okay so imagine like most of the harbingers (or at least pantalone and Dottore) like grew up together, as in like during their time training in the fatui Yk??? I Like to imagine they were there from a young age, kinda like Childe and rn im just imagining the two of them, with some semblance of their innocence still in tact, laying down on rhe snkw side by side, as they talk about their goals, their dreams, what they would’ve done if they weren’t in the fatui, how they had to fight to survive, and just experiencing vulnerability with one another, finding comfort in the others presence :((( I hold baby Dottore and pantalone Close to my heart
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For the second-highest-ranking person among the infamous Fatui Harbingers and someone said to have enough strength to rival a god, Il Dottore has a surprisingly bad habit of overworking. When his refusal to rest interferes with his promises to the Regrator, however, Dottore soon learns that even the ruthless banker can be rather gentle.
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04 Dec 2022
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“Men had needs” mhm and u two decided to sleep with each other but ofc u don’t feel anything for each other u going over to his lab and making sure he rests by bathing him and then literally sleeping with him is just so that he can be in the prime condition to fuck u ofc ofc
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“I can stay a few more nights.” The Regrator speaks slowly but blunt. He turns around to face the Doctor, who holds a wide grin.
“Regrator. I’m sure you’re aware you’ve been in my lab for the past week, hm? I don’t have so much patience to keep you here.” The Regrator sighs once again. He just didn’t want to say goodbye for another few months, as he tries to keep his heart still.
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Oikawa tries to find a way to spice up his anniversary night. Hanamaki may or may not be jealous.
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03 Dec 2022
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I am kinda curious abt the Godzilla stuff
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Excuse my horrible writing, this was made in 2017. A bunch of drabbles and stupid oneshots I made for IwaOi Week 2017. Two out of seven are inspired by memes, don't read those ones. Unless you like crack treated seriously.
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Oikawa and Iwaizumi are engaged. Oikawa is the lead singer for Seijoh, Matsukawa is the guitarist, Hanamaki is the drummer. Iwaizumi is a model from Aoba Johsai, Kageyama and Hinata are singers for The Fallen Crows. Oikawa wants to do something for his lovely fiance.
Shit ensues.
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- Part 3 of IwaOi Week 2017
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03 Dec 2022
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THIS IW EITHER THE SECOND OR THE THIRD TIME IVE BEEN RICKROLLED THIS WEEK CUZ OF THEM I LOVE THEM SM
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“How can he be so dense?” Tooru complained. “I’m not even trying to hide it. Scratch that, I’ve been practically flaunting it to him since I decided he should know and he still doesn’t believe me.”
Hanamaki shrugged. “It’s Iwaizumi, he literally has ‘rock’ in his name,” he pointed out.
“He thought my animal blood was wine—I’ve been drinking it around him for the last fifteen years! How does he still think it's whatever red beverage that's convenient for the occasion?”
“I mean, you do remember how he religiously bought you those vending machine tomato juice cans, right?”
Or: 5 times Hajime was too dense to realize Tooru was a vampire and one time he finally did (and happened to realize something else along the way).
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Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
03 Dec 2022
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Hajime-denial is my middle name-Iwaizumi and Tooru-hes definitely straight there’s no way he likes me-Oikawa r my favs
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Iwaizumi Hajime has never felt this wasted in his life.
After a disastrous night, Iwaizumi only has one solution for dealing with his drunken confession to his best friend: enlisting an unlikely group of friends to help him run away.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Oikawa by bringingglory for spiritedawayfox
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
01 Jun 2021
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“How would you feel if I gave you the opportunity to hang out with Tokyo’s one and only Spider-Man?”
“What? Why would you do that?”
Tooru opened his arms with a flourish. “Because I’m a hero! I rescue people, even from their loneliness!”
Iwaizumi frowned. “I’m not lonely—”
Tooru pressed a finger to Iwaizumi’s lips. “Shh, it’s okay, Iwaizumi-san, you don’t have to say anything. I know a cry for help when I hear one.”
Iwaizumi glared and pushed Tooru’s finger off. “You’re not making a compelling case as to why I should hang out with you.”
“Come on, what else are you doing? Let me show you the rooftops of Tokyo.”
Iwaizumi pursed his lips, eyes darting to the side, but Tooru could see the “yes” dangling off the tip of his tongue.
Tooru held out a hand.
“Okay,” said Iwaizumi.
Even with his super busy superheroing schedule, Oikawa Tooru still manages to find a way to bug Iwaizumi.
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toorutrash#1: I'm sorry, but this is the most OOC Oikawa Tooru I've ever read.
The corners of Iwaizumi's lips twitch upwards. What would you know?
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Bookmarked by ConsumeMeYesMe
02 Dec 2022
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oikawaistheloml: Okay, but did anyone notice y/n being replaced by ‘Iwa-chan’ in some paragraphs??? Or is it a typo ???? Nah because who is this Iwa-chan LMAO
That’s how u know bros a fake fan THEYRE A PACKAGE DEAL U CANT KNOW ONE WITHOUT KNOWING THE KTHER U FAKE ASS FAN
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“It’s nothing!” Oikawa smiles, sweetly, using his most golden voice, and when Iwaizumi’s attention is diverted he stares with eyes narrowed to slits at the pomeranian that has made a home in Iwaizumi’s crotch area. “Two can play at this game, bitch.”
_Oikawa is good at volleyball, being pretty, and receiving confession letters. If he's being truly honest with himself, he's close to ascending a level of perfection the rest of humanity has yet to attain. (The only problem being, he may or may not be jealous of Iwaizumi's dog.)
In which Oikawa does not comprehend Iwaizumi's need for a pet when he already has Tooru!™
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Hajime didn’t believe in karma. Or at least he hadn’t. Now, he thought he might. If anything, he believed in the power of Oikawa Tooru’s ass.
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Five times Iwaizumi accidentally touched Oikawa's ass plus the one time he did it on purpose.
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02 Dec 2022
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HOW DO U ACCIDENTALLY GROPE UR BEST FRIENDS ASS THREE TIMES