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The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet) by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2025
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"Do you think if we dry it out, we could smoke it?" Itama asked, all too eager. "If it really is some type of mushroom I bet it'll do all sorts of weird stuff to your brain!"
Tobirama made a face.
"You can, but I wont."
"But you'll help me with taking notes, right Bibi-chan?" Itama teased, kicking his feet lightly as Tobirama huffed in mock offense.
"Obviously."
"And help hide from Chichiue and Anija?"
"They stand in the way of science."
Aka the thrilling origin story of the senju weed empire AU, as foretold by various deranged tumblr posts
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- Part 1 of Senju Itama is deranged
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21 Oct 2025
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Red Team Steps Back by JohnBurtonLee for Alycat44
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
18 Jun 2024
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Red Team takes a courier mission, and in true Red Team fashion, it winds up with them fifteen years in the past.
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19 Oct 2025
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When Sakura decided to go back in time, she never considered going the other direction. Only she didn't expect to be shot back into what looks like the age of the dinosaurs- or at least, the equivalent of it in Konoha's history. That she won’t live through, she thinks.
Or at least, until her future starts finding her.
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It starts with an injured Inuzuka. As always, the Inuzuka show up completely unannounced, metaphorically knocking on her door by collapsing in a bloody pile right in front of her porch. The dog included. She opens her door, blinks, and looks down.Well, what's a girl gotta do? Leave them for dead?
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19 Oct 2025
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Sakura sees ghosts and the only person less pleased about it than her is Kakashi-sensei.
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19 Oct 2025
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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18 Oct 2025