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    “No worries….” Harry starts but is cut off by the door to the backyard opening. He looks up and sees the hottest guy he’s ever seen, walking into the kitchen. This guy—this man—is about five foot eight and has the brightest blue eyes Harry has ever seen. He has short brown hair that is matted to his forehead and he is shirtless to reveal an assortment of tattoos on his abs and arms.

    He is wet from the head down and is wearing tight black swim shorts that leave nothing to the imagination. Harry has officially lost all control over his motor functions. He’s surprised he’s even breathing. This man can’t be Niall’s father. Harry isn’t a praying man but in this moment the only thing he can pray for is that this man who just walked into the house, dripping wet, is not Niall’s father.

    “Haz?? There you are, you went blank for a second. I want you to meet my dad Louis Tomlinson.” Harry wants to faint at Niall’s words.

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    A staceys mom AU where Louis Tomlinson is the father of Harry's best friend and he's really super hot.

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    22 Oct 2016

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    When Harry's son came home from school crying he didn't think things could get any worse. Lucky for them, things were just about to change for the best.

     

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    Harry's son get bullied until Louis' son shows up :)

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    09 Jun 2016

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    Louis turns five centimeters tall one day at work. Harry accidentally takes him home.

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    “you know, i offered for you to fake out me, but, i don’t know anything about you other than you being my biggest celebrity crush probably since posh spice.”

    louis almost chokes on his chicken, “jesus christ,” he sputters.

    harry takes a swig of his beer with a smirk. “i was very disappointed when you didn’t say i was your celebrity crush after you came out.”

    louis almost cries. “you know i did plan on it. then i ran into you narrating taking a piss and talking about my ass and i thought ‘wow this kid does talk some shit’ and decided against it.”

    harry barks out a laugh, his ears tinged red. he takes a bite of his pizza. “i suppose i do have no filter while high.”

    louis rolls his eyes, “bit of an understatement, mate.”

    harry giggles, “whatever pal,” louis screams internally.

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    Or, the one where actor louis tomlinson and one direction superstar harry styles try to fake a sex tape to help harry get out of the closet and they both get more than they bargained for.

    EDIT: this has two chapters, one capitalized, one uncapitalized.

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    15 Mar 2016

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    "It's nice that you want to offer that, but I just can't do that. First of all, it's illegal."

    Louis shakes his head vigorously. "No, no. It's not like one of us is gunning for a visa."

    "Listen to yourself," Harry laughs, shaking Louis' shoulders. "Don't you think it's a bit weird to con the country you're supposed to be serving?"

    Louis is going into the Army, Harry is going nowhere, and there's nothing like a little identity fraud between friends.

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    22 Nov 2015