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    His entire body felt tense as the door was pushed open. He trained his eyes on the floor, monologuing before he could stop himself,

    “Just so you know, my buddies paid for this dance for me and I’m sure you’re very nice and very pretty and good at what you do but I’m actually gay so you can just- Do what you need to do but I don’t want you to be offended because I’m not as into this as you’re probably…usually…used to…”

    He trailed away as he looked up, and met the eyes of the very tall, very broad, very handsome man leaning against the doorframe.

    They stared at each other, and Shane blinked, struck dumb.

    Or, the night of JJ's bachelor party, Shane is forced into a lap dance he very much does not want. Until he does, and everything changes.

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    “Look, I know my friends… paid for you. But I don’t really feel comfortable with this whole thing being a transaction. So you can leave whenever, obviously. Or you can stay, and we can just talk. I don’t mind”

    Rozy glanced over his shoulder at Shane and said, “I want to. Your tight shirt has been making me imagine… things… tonight”.

    Shane’s eyebrows raised at that. He knew he was conventionally attractive. He had a hockey player’s body; he wasn’t stupid. But for a man like Rozy to say that? Unheard of.

    “I, um… thanks. You are also… obviously, stunning” Shane shuffled between his feet as he said the words. Rozy slowly walked over to Shane and crowded over him,

    “Hm, is that so, Shane? Well, I hope you have fun then”

     

    or, an AU where ilya is working at a strip club and shane is a newly minted gay who is keen to explore new york...

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    Rose Landry is getting married and wants Shane to be in her bridal party, inviting him to her bachelorette weekend. After years of being nagged by Rose to get out into the world, he agrees to go with her to a strip club at the end of their bar crawl night, assured that there's no way he would be attracted to anyone there.

    Seeing Rozy changes everything.

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    On noven'kiy,” He is new. Svetlana settled onto the couch next to Shane and started to put her top back on, sending Shane an apologetic glance as she reached across his legs to retrieve it. “Nervnyy milyy mal'chik. Druz'yam ne rasskazyval.” A nervous, sweet boy. Didn’t tell his friends. 

     

    The man smirked at that, stepping forward much like Svetlana had, though instead of straddling Shane, he sank to his knees, letting his chin rest on Shane’s thigh. “Name is Ilya,  moya milaya.” my sweet. “Is okay to be nervous. I take good care. Is something for everyone here.” And with that, he leaned closer, pressed his cheek dangerously close to Shane’s groin, looking up through long blond eyelashes. 

    Stripper Ilya/Hockey player Shane

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  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Shane finally texts the number the very hot stripper gave him.

    or an AU in which Shane thinks the stripper might actually like him (he's right).

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