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After receiving an invitation to his upcoming high school reunion, Seth asks Brock to join him in seeing his old classmates and meeting his ex-boyfriend, Roman Reigns.
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After waiting a week for the surprise that's been hinted by Roman, Dean is taken to a strip club and finds out this birthday is gonna get a whole lot better with the appearance of one Seth Rollins.
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Would You Grab My Arm So I Could Tell My Friends I've Been Touched By An Angel? by CrossfitJesus
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment
08 Dec 2015
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This is a one shot about Dean and Roman spotting Seth at the beach. Corny pick up lines enter after.
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- Part 1 of Brock and Seth
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Albert Wesker strikes an amnesty with the BSAA, on the basis that he is contracted to marry Chris Redfield. Chris - still feeling bitter about his long history with the bioterrorist - is understandably upset at the implications. Wesker however, doesn't seem entirely evil this time.
Day three: Let's get Married
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- Part 3 of Chrisker Week 2024 - Sacrilegious_fingers
- Part 4 of Married Chrisker AUs!
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05 Oct 2025
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A hunk of metal in the shape of a man laid unmoving in the dark, covered only by a dark coat, holding nothing but a sheathed sword in its arms.
Who knows how long it had laid there, or if it would ever move. Certainly not the demons, who prodded the lump with scythes and spears. Certainly not the half-demon in red, who came to kill those very demons. Nor the metal itself, as the blood of the monsters stained its unpolished surface. After all, it had been there so long that people had begun ignoring it. It had lied there so inconspicuously that nobody could tell something was sleeping beneath the dark coat.
Even the metal didn’t know that once the demon blood hit, its human-like eyes would flutter open once again.
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There’s a grand total of zero raidante fanfic on this entire site. I will have to fix it. Shout out to Adam Warren’s homophobic PSM endpage for causing me to go insane and write this all. If yew know yew know.
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30 Jan 2025
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Three weeks after the Caucasus outbreak, Wesker discovers that Chris Redfield has gone missing. After taking matters into his own hands, he finds that there is far more to rediscover than Chris - namely, the heart he abandoned.
Set one year before RE4, canon divergent.
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06 Apr 2024
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Park Jimin has one goal in life: to become a Paranormal Investigator and expose the supernatural underbelly of his idyllic college town. There's only one problem-- he's not entirely sure that paranormal creatures are real.
Enter Jeon Jeongguk, college quarterback, political science major, werewolf. He crashes into Jimin's life like a hurricane-- and from the moment Jimin meets him, his sights are set.
Jeon Jeongguk will be his first kill.
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19 Feb 2024
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1998 left Chris Redfield fucked up in a couple of ways.
The longest-lasting one is something that Albert Wesker didn't know about until now.
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- Part 1 of The Urges We Live With
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27 Nov 2023