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from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
subject: Re: what the heck spell checkCoach Lasso,
I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.
I wish you all the best in the season.
-Trent Crimm
+44 3032 723956
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24 Aug 2021
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Say Anything...Except That by cortexikid
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Nov 2020
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Wait…what are we doing?
A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
Oh.
Yeah.
You got anything yet?
Nothin’.
Some writer you are.
Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
What about you know, basic plot details?
That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
We can’t just—
Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
I know. I should just write this baby myself!
If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
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The first night Marty gets Rust home and put to bed he whimpers like an old hound dog in his sleep, making these ripped-raw noises that well and gurgle up past his lips like fresh blood from the hole in his gut all over again. Doesn’t know he’s doing it, course not, but Marty lays there next to him in the dark—the man’s only got one bed, ain’t no shame in that—and has to wonder about the Vietnam-grade shit Rust’s got playing in living technicolor in his head.
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05 Jun 2014
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It’s not like Nate’s never been picked up in a bar before, but he doesn’t ever remember it going quite like this.
In his experience, gorgeous, stacked, and insanely tall blondes who look like they should be gracing the cover of a Victoria’s Secret catalogue don’t generally saunter into grimy Cambridge dives populated by obnoxious Harvard grad students, walk straight up to his booth, plunk themselves down next to him without so much as a by-your-leave, and open with “I certainly hope that you’re not drinking Coors Lite or some similar lowbrow swill, or else I will have lost all faith in the pretentiousness of the dicksuck Ivy League communist elite of this country.”
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12 Mar 2013
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In which the Avengers Tower is rebuilt, Tony attempts matchmaking, Natasha is scary, and Pepper may have ulterior motives. Also, there is Asgardian mead, which might be a problem.
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25 Feb 2013