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    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

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    Yan, Sifo-Dyas, and the forty-years-overdue ConversationTM.

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    Alastor was pretty sure he had misheard the king when he demanded payment for healing his wounds. His perennial smile faltered despite his effort and his confusion increased when he saw the monarch's cheeks turn gold.

    "You want..." Alastor lost his words, something that didn't happen very often and made him feel even more unbalanced.

    "Get dressed, yes," Lucifer admitted, avoiding Alastor's gaze, but occasionally looking at his... torso.

    "Get dressed" Alastor repeated dryly, considering whether he would have taken a wrong turn and ended up in a dimension where people mean the opposite of what they mean.

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    “Right, Charlie,” Mitchell says. “Your agent sent me through the scripts, but she was a little vague about the target accent. Do you know exactly what it is we’re aiming for? Beyond ‘British’.”
    Just aim away from whatever the hell it was I did last time, Charlie thinks, and we’ll be golden.

    When a perpetually panic-stricken Hollywood ingenu hires an uber-competent dialect coach, he's hoping for a crash course in Received Pronunciation and an urgent bit of brand rehabilitation. Instead, he gets an excruciating workplace crush and a head full of X-rated dreams. But he's an actor, right, so he'll probably be able to play it cool?

    Not bloody likely.

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    “Hawks,” Endeavor says slowly. “You’ve done your taxes, haven’t you?”

    Hawks stares.

    “Hawks,” Endeavor says even louder. “You’ve done your taxes, right?”

    “Don’t I pay it every time I buy food?”

    “That’s sale tax. And no, depending on where you buy food,” All Might says. He turns blue. “Hawks—surely you’ve done your taxes. The Commission won’t let you practice if you’re not in compliance.”

    Hawks makes another face. “Where does one…file taxes?”

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    In a world where humans have superpowers and ex-criminals can become accountants, Hawks has no idea why he's still required to file his taxes. He works for the government!

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    23 Feb 2025