9 Works by Cymbalthunder

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    Look, it's not that bad. There might've been an accident while mining and Ranboo wants to just lay down and never get up, but he can't skip training with Techno! It's fine! He's fine!

    It's fine.

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    AI-less Whumptober Day 4: Hidden Injury

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    Techno didn't think he had anything to worry about from the Eggpire. They're a joke, pretty harmless if not annoying with their constant prattling about the egg.

    Boy was he wrong. When the Eggpire is desperate for new members, they take things to the extreme.

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    AI-less Whumptober Day 3: Sensory Deprivation

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    There’s two rules every hiker should follow when going up the mountain: wear sunscreen, and drink water.

    Wilbur, the born and bred Utahn he is, failed to follow both of those. You would think that he would’ve remembered the routine by now with how often Phil takes him on hikes, but one he didn’t want to carry all that junk and two Phil woke him up at 3:00 in the morning.

    The sunrise was worth it, casting the valley below in the beautiful oranges and purples of the day. It wasn’t cold; Utah’s dry heat is curbed by the lack of immense sun but never completely gone.

    What he forgot to realize is that the sun rises quickly in summer. It also gets hot pretty quickly.

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    Wilbur's life in Utah pre-DSMP told through a handful of different whumptober prompts

    This is as accurate as I could possibly make it. I am so sorry.

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    English
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    3,128
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    2/?
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    6
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    He’s dying.

    Ranboo could feel it. The spear pierced through his armor and he can feel the life blood draining out of him. Even if they could reach a medic in time, there’s nothing they could do. He’ll bleed out on the hard packed sand, alone and growing cold in a blistering desert.

    “Ranboo!”

    Oh.
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    Or my collection of Peer Pressure duo whumptober prompts!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    68
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    5
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    “But we can get out,” Ranboo breathes, daring to hope. “We can finally leave!”

    They’d been planning on escaping for months. Potions, food, supplies, anything they could find to help them get out of this hell hole. They were going to break out, finally leave, and Techno was finally going to find Philza again-

    “Like I said, no promises-”

    “That’s okay!” Finally, after years of progress, they’re getting somewhere! “I mean, it’s a longshot, but there’s a chance! Techno this is wonderful!”

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    Technoblade and Ranboo have been fighting in the arena for as long as they can remember. It's time to break free.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    "You cared about him, didn't you."

    The words are so soft it takes Techno a moment to register that he had even heard them. They're said like a statement, but Tommy seems like he's looking for a response.

    The tombstone reads: Beloved Husband, Father, Friend.

    "Of course I did."
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    Technoblade mourns the friend he lost.

    Or: Allium duo becomes Allium trio because I said so.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Tommy calls in an old friend for help so Wilbur doesn't run himself into the ground.

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    1/1
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    “Here’s the thing Ranboo. I have a pretty good sense of when someone’s lying to me. And when my men, my people, found a scrawny kid in the Syndicate’s penthouse, just sitting there, it tends to raise a lot of questions. So we’re gonna try again. Where is Philza Minecraft and Technoblade?”

    The what? He was in whose apartment?!

    “The what?” That can’t be right, it can’t be! Ranboo shook his head, breath catching as he understood just what was being implied. “No, no! There has to be some kind of mistake! I- I don’t know what you’re talking about! Phil asked me to house sit for the weekend-”

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    Or Ranboo has a bad time being held hostage by the Las Nevadas Gang. For Whumptober Day 4

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    English
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    24
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    Vaguely he can hear someone talking, their words rushed and full of worry. They’re begging, pleading, and the butler can feel the vine around his neck grow impossibly tighter.

    He can’t breathe. He can’t breathe. Hecan’tbreathe.

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    Whumptober Day 2 with Ranbutler and Sir Billiam

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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