DeadDoveDiner
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Baby doll by DeadDoveDiner for piceuscelus, Murmuring_Mudpies, stuffthatbard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Sep 2025
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DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
The very first page holds a laminated card with some sort of seal and signature on it that almost looks like a birth certificate and then directly behind it is a little pink note which Geralt picks up curiously.
'Hello, my names Julia!' it reads in a pretty swooping font, 'I'm your one of a kind Miniature Adult Sex Synth, designed for your pleasure and satisfaction.'
“Miniature adult,” Geralt snorts, because it's obvious that she's designed to look like a child and their classification of her being a 'Miniature Adult' is just a way to get away with selling child sex dolls to pedophiles like him.
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Pedophile Geralt buys a child sex doll
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(please don't ask me) how i've been getting off by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Mar 2025
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DEAD DOVE READ THE TAGS
Ben broke his jerking arm and Rey is getting really fucking sick of his bullshit.
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DEAD DOVE
Sixteen year old seasoned pool hustler Rey figures its going to be a usual Friday night out at the Takodana Castle- she'll drink some soda, play some pool, and make off home after a few hours with a hundred dollars or so to add to her Fuck Off stash and that will be that.
She doesn't expect Kylo Ren and his bastard gang of bikers to drop in and she maybe bites off a little more than she can chew when he offers her a bet she can't possibly refuse.
His bike for her pussy.
But it's fine. She was eleven the last time someone managed to sneak a win past her and that’s only because that big eared git cheated.
Benjamin fucking Solo.
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The case of the Honeymoon Homicides by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Enola Holmes (Movies), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Feb 2023
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Newlyweds are being murdered in their beds whilst honeymooning in a sweet little seaside town in Suffolk, and the only person Sherlock trusts to help him with such a case is Enola, but going undercover as a young married couple comes with more hurdles than expected and one can only talk their way out so many situations before a more hands-on approach needs to be considered.
Especially, it seems, when faced with one Beatrice Phillips, owner and proprietor of the Oceanview Bed and Breakfast and no good dirty rotten gossip.
Enola doesn't understand how she keeps ending up in these situations but she's positive its all Sherlock's fault.
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Love and War by DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Feb 2023
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Oh god, if his mom ever finds out about this, she'll never trust him again. She'll make him move back into the house and he'll have to listen to her and dad having gross desperate middle-aged sex whenever he crawls back home.
His dad will kill him.
Uncle Luke will kill him.
Ben wants to kill himself.
“Get out!!” he screams again when all Rey does is gape at the TV silently.
For fucks sake, Ben's going to kill her.
“Rey!”
“What's-” she blinks, turns to him all wide eyed and soft mouthed, “What are they doing?”
Or the one where Teen!Ben is finally getting some alone time when his little cousin crashes his one man party and refuses to leave.
Recent series
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Atrocity is Hoarse from Voice and Shame by DeadDoveDiner
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Mar 2021
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A series of unrelated fics where Geralt fucks horses
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- 6,429
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- Bookmarks:
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Dead Dove Kinktober 2021 by DeadDoveDiner
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Oct 2021
- Words:
- 25,460
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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Sensors and Sensibilities by Lavendrea for DeadDoveDiner
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Feb 2026
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The dreaded "robot baby" project is here in home-ec. But will Ben get more than he bargained for?
Bookmarked by DeadDoveDiner
04 Jun 2024
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Geralt gets fucked by and fucks a dog as a kid/young teen.
Mind the tags.
I do not condone beastiality irl.
Have a porn lol
Bookmarked by DeadDoveDiner
11 Apr 2023
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"Doesn't seem all that different to me, whether you're kissing a boy or a girl." When Jaskier realized he'd made it about Geralt specifically, he rushed out, "Not that I watch you kiss them or anything, I don't, I've just- I've seen it in passing. That's all."
Bookmarked by DeadDoveDiner
08 Jun 2022
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Sometimes Geralt needs to wolf out for a week. Much to his displeasure, Eskel hires him a dog-sitter. Things get interesting when the sitter has some unexpected predilections.
Bookmarked by DeadDoveDiner
23 May 2022
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John comes home and interrupts something he wasn't expecting.
Series
- Part 1 of Good Boy
Bookmarked by DeadDoveDiner
26 Mar 2022