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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “You don’t know the rules?” Martyn says, incredulous. “You’re joking. You don’t know the rules?”
    He gets up, pauses the movie, and dramatically clears his throat.
    “Alright, listen up. There are certain rules you must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie."

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    There's a masked killer on the loose, and he just loves to make phone calls.

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    24 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Geez.
    This was really good!
    (9:20 pm 2/23/26)

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    Wednesday has returned home for the summer holiday's and found herself unable to focus or concentrate on her writing and worst of all, has developed writers block. But what will Wednesday do to overcome her writers block when her family say it is due to missing a certain someone?

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Nancy had been working at the lame little ice cream place at the mall for barely a week. She never held any hopes that it would be a gratifying or personally stimulating job, let alone that it would help her on her dreams of dedicating herself to journalism full time until she was successful enough to get out of Hawkins and even Indiana someday. However, she’d never expected it to be as bad as it was.

    Long story short, Nancy couldn’t wait to get rid of her Scoops Ahoy coworker, Robin Buckley.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really funny
    (8:06 pm 2/22/26)

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    “You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.

    Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.

    ”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.

    “Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”

    The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”

    (while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)

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    14 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It was OOC but still good and funny
    Prob cause I’m high as fuck off these pain meds
    4:06 am (2/14/26)